Title: God's answers are not always what we want! Post by: tony on March 12, 2004, 11:28:37 AM A man contemplating the enormous magnificence of God asked, "God, how long is a million years to you?" God answered, "Why, it's insignificant, my son. A million years to me is like a minute to you." Then the man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" God replied, "A million dollars to me is nothing; it's like a penny to you." The man thought for a short time and asked, "God, since it's just a penny to you, will you give me a million dollars?"
"Of course, my son," God responded. "In a minute". |