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Title: What did you do today? Post by: Live4Christ on May 11, 2003, 10:31:03 AM One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it." ;) Title: Re:What did you do today? Post by: Angie on May 11, 2003, 12:31:14 PM LOL! I've gotta try this. ;)
Title: Re:What did you do today? Post by: goinhome on May 31, 2003, 08:55:30 PM lol....that was a good one! ;D
Title: Re:What did you do today? Post by: IrishAngel on July 22, 2003, 07:04:12 PM LOL! I've gotta try this. ;) ah..only works in story books angie you wake up the next day to double the shambles...to prove what....that moms are super women? ;) Title: Re:What did you do today? Post by: Speedspike on August 29, 2003, 07:47:00 PM Rain
Blazing, Cloudy Rain Falling through my hair Sitting all alone It reaches my mined The joyous I felt Having you as my angel Tears slowly drops to the ground Cleaning the cell Which I long fears inside Love thou lovers we are Far from this world Yet our hearts and thoughts Is sweeter than honey Closer than friendship's Rain falling, thou reach to an end Thou love thee treasured Whisper of wind ring though my ears Crowded and Silent, Ant's as I am Find my own shelter with this morning rain ;D ;D ;D Today I post my poetry |