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Have a doughnut with your coffee.

WAIT a minute!  I want an answer to my chicken question...

886, and in Reba's bad graces because I made her look at the posts and not the last 10 option... :'(


Oooooooooh...DONUTS!!!

Answer supplied bro!  Of course you'll have to go find it in the other thread because I've got the technical smarts of an alpaca...

I smell doughnuts!  ;D

Doughnuts?  Eh?  Where?  Moooooreeeedoughnutssomewhere?  Hehee...I oughta be a police occifer!   ;D

Ollie, Where ARE those doughnuts? I smell 'em, I tell ya!

Occifer Allinall needs some and so do I!  ;D

I hope Tom dont see this :)

They are over at the first post in this thread being already dunked in coffee for you.

Hurry they are getting soggy and falling apart.

These are for tommorrow:

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Come and share them with me.

They are left over from Christmas but have been in the freezer. They look gooooooooood!

Hmmm.  Ollie - those brownies wouldn't be full of wacky-tobaccy, now would they?  I gave that up years back.... ;D

 >:(

The knowing is in the eating. If you eat one and get wacky, well the question is answered. If you eat one and don't get wacky, well the question is answered. The brownies come from the back bay bayou bakery. It is a favorite in Louisianne swamp country. Of course have a big glass of water with you while you eat them.

 ;)

Ollie

Ummmm..... I think I'll stick with those doughnuts!  :-X

Soggy's not so bad....  ;D

Wacky Brownies?  This, and with Occifer Tom, who is also the moderator with an itchy finger?  Y'all may get in trouble with those brownies!  Remember..."all things are become new..."  ;D

Any Donuts left?  :D I'm babysitting right now, and eating all the kiddies' snacks...mmm, love those sugar-highs!!

No they are all gone as well as the brownies. Somebody ran toward the jail with the last brownie yelling, "cyclops I got one, I got one!"

But have a big piece of this:

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Awwwwwww..... that's sweeter than brownies and doughnuts!

Yes...maybe...but I sure wouldn't mind if some of my "continuous friends" brought over some sweets now and then...(and didn't eat them before I got there!  >:(  ;D)

O wise one...

What is a 'yawn'?

Why a 'yawn'?

Why are they 'catching'?

When  yawn is understood by all, please  explain hicup.

"hicup" - Ain't that when you're walking to the top of a hill?
 ;D  ;D  ;D
 :-X

Most professionals believe that yawning is caused by low oxyegen levels in the lungs, in the alveoli of the lungs to be more specific. It is believed that when oxygen levels are low in the lungs, the brain sends us a signal to sigh or yawn, thus causing us to take in more oxyegen, which increases oxygen to the alveoli. The alveoli sends the oxyegen directly into the bloodstream. They also rid the body of carbon dioxide when we exhale...

Because "inhaling" was already taken.  ;D

The psychological cause and effect syndrome.  When one individual is prompted to intake a greater amount of oxegyn, the other individual, by means of sheer survival of the fittest instinct, feels that they must, in turn, store up an even amount of extra oxegyn.  The one is caused to yawn via their own psychological persuasion, the other is effected to yawn via their own.

iHiccups are a result of spasms of the diaphragm. The diaphragm is the dome-shaped respiratory muscle seperating the chest from the abdomen. It aids in breathing by moving up and down, sending air in and out of the lungs.

heheheheeheeeee!  :D

Ok, where'd Allinall go? Who scared him off? So many questions waiting to be answered and he's GONE!  :o

Did he run out of answers?  :-X  :-\

Aaaahhh, but alas, my time was required elsewhere.  Namely at a tea party for Pooh and Barbie.  My girls have many "Why?" questions for me to answer these days!   :D

Nah.  It's all fake and plastic.  I still got my coffee cup nearby... ;D

Awwwww! That's a completely wonderful reason!  :D And there is nothing more adorable than a dad having a tea party with his girls!  :D

Pretend tea with Pooh and Barbie? "How simply adorable."

Can I come and bring G.I. Joe.

Joe gets tired sitting in his land rover over in the corner.

Sometimes he is a tea kind of guy.

But nobody ever invites G.I. Joe to a plastic pretend tea party.

Sigh!

ROFL! @ Ollie!

It's ok, Ollie! Long as it's the Marine GI Joe, he's welcome at our tea parties! He shows up often!  ;)

Sometimes he IS a tea party kind of guy!
 ;D

True, true.  But then, my girls are suffering the bane of having me as a father too.  That is, when we go to church events or such like, my girls are the only girls actively dogpiling each other, while the other girls are playing Barbies.  That and my 2 year old has a tendency of going fist-to-cuffs with anyone who takes any of her Barbie accessories... :-[

You go GIRLS


Isn't  BARBI pink  just a wonderfull colour,

You have made Joe's day. He is rummaging his footlocker right now looking for his marine dress uniform.
I havn't seen him get out of that land rover since the battle of sandbox hill.
Although he seemed to move with curiosity when the VCR was showing "The Indian In The Cupboard". He wanted that cupboard.

ROFL! I'm sorry, I couldn't help it! Our youngest is 7 and she has been influenced by two (older) brothers and a father... :-X So I could relate!  :-X

Just don't ask Joe to wear pink!  ;D

ROFL! Has he seen 'Small Soldiers', yet?  :-X
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Oooo.  Joe’s getting old.  He has apparently undergone replacement surgery for all of his joints: knees, hips, elbows, shoulders… get aload of those pins they put in!

(Must be a Vietnam Vet...)

Sure beats Barbi pink  

Oooo.  Joe’s getting old.  He has apparently undergone replacement surgery for all of his joints: knees, hips, elbows, shoulders… get aload of those pins they put in!

LOL! The oddest thing is that if you take off that moustache, he looks just like my hubby! Old age pins and all.... ;)

Just for you, Reba!   ;D
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is allinal
swimming in duncan donuts coffee?

Who is going to pour?

Let the party begin, but Joe is wearing blue.

;D
No. That one would probably get him to don full battle regalia.

No probably not, it smells more like home brew. The kind that one just wants to dive into.

Nay my friend!  I am swimming in my wife's home brew!  How sweeeeeet it is!!!  :D

;D

Who is going to pour?

Let the party begin, but Joe is wearing blue.

I say let Gung-Ho Joe pour!  ;D

No. That one would probably get him to don full battle regalia.

 :-X That could just ruin a perfectly good tea party!  :-X

And why hasn't Reba thanked me for the purty pictures?  ;)

Joe thanks you. He copied those pictures and put them on the dash of his landrover. That sure has lit up that corner of the room.

Joe does have a hard time holding a teacup in battledress. I hope everyone is in a forgiving mood for his sake.

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Go ahead and pour, Joe.... ;D

Glad I could make him smile.... ;)

And who could be mad at a GI Joe Marine for being a bit clumsy.... 8)

Joe is pouring.
Do you want cream or lemon?
Sometimes Joe gets the two confused as he had a land rover that was a lemon and the salesman said it was cream. You know how those salesmen are at "Toys-R-Us"?  He looked like Ken. Has Ken ever been in the military service? Or does he just bask in the limelight of Barbie? Let's ask him to the party?

And getting back to topic. Allinall do you have enough posts yet?
Has the goal been achieved or are you just consuming all the coffee with that long drawn out back stroke?

Eh?  Nope!  Still consuming the java buddy!   ;D


And accruing posts... ;)

And getting back to topic.

What was it again?  :-X

Is this one off-limits, too?  ;D

Yes.

To Allinall: I feel so special! I got my very own post-boosting thread...and I can't reply to it?

I don.t know, but the answer to it is 1100 at 2:30 PDST on 10March2004.

Nah.  I can't lock this one!   ;D

Now ya gotta admit, that was funny!  :D

Yeah, it was...every time I see my liddle thread, I smile...maybe its just the smilie-face icon beside it, but it sure is cheerful to have around.

Oh yeah!  ;D

Phew! I was worried...... :P

And amazingly creative. Hard to believe a man thought of it.... ;)

Now if only YOU had a say in your thread..... ;)

See?  I've managed to make y'all's day a bit brighter!   ;D

Aaaahh but you should be!  I haf vays oaf makink you vorry!!  ;D

AAAAAAHAAAAA!!!  An anti-male bias!!!  I knew it!  Beware!  More creativity is coming up!!  Originallity inspired to even greater lengths of creative endeavor!  I shall prevail!  I shall be RULER,  RULER[/b] I SAY!!!! MMMUUUUUHHHAAAAAHHAAAAHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!

Ahem. I'm feeling much better now...

YEAH!!! I SHALL BE THE CREATIVE GENIUS OF ALL TIME!!!  CREATIVE THOUGHT WILL FLOW FROM WITHIN TO ENVELOPE THE ENTIRETY OF MANKIND!!!  CHILDREN WILL VENERATE IN CHILD-LIKE SONG!!!  BARNEY WILL WANT TO BE LIKE ME!!  WOMEN WILL STAND IN FEARFUL AWE OF MY CREATIVE AURA!!  MEN WILL THINK I'M...I'm...gay.


K.  Quenching the creative aura thing now.

Laughing at you has helped make MY day much brighter!  ;D

Cool! I can read with a German accent!  ;D

Pokes pin in bubble and listens to sssssshhhhhh noise!  :P

MEN WILL THINK I'M...I'm...gay. ROFL!  :-X

You will never surpass Barney! NEVER!  >:( Cause Barney is a dinsoaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation.  :P

LOL!  :D

I'm very worried about the bad accent.  :P

;D I don't know...I kinda like him better short.

Nope.  Barney rots.  He's a big purple freak that my two girls love.  I can't stand the guy.  But I'll gladly take his adoration!   ;D

I aim to make people's days much brighter in any way that I can.  That's, just the kinda guy I am.  Humble, kind, and willing to mock my very own self for the uplifting affects it has on others.  A guy like me oughta be king, I tell ya.   :D ;D

Nah.  You just think you can!

Is that a fat-joke?

hehee  :D

Baht ahkzent?  I vill haf you know zat I am oaf Germanik dezent!  Ich spreken Deutch und I zount like I am Deutchlander!  Ja!  Ja!  Ich bin Deutchlander-guy!

Me too!  Much easier to light... ;D

Me too!  Much easier to light...  :'(

Barney comes to play with us,
Whenever we may need him.
Barney can be your friend, too,
If you'll just make-believe him!

  :P

No, he ran out of coffee.  ;D :o

But he has always lost control of his threads, sister. Course he has had some help, from a few other people. Who, I wouldn't name, I have to protect the Politically Incorrect folks here. ;D

There just went my image of you brother....... (http://bestsmileys.com/freak/1.gif)

(http://bestsmileys.com/textinbubble2/17.gif) reading these threads..... (http://bestsmileys.com/textinbubble3/6.gif) (http://bestsmileys.com/waving/6.gif)

Now then, getting back to topic, what does, 1+3=

The equational premise of a very entertaining Dumas novel.   ;D

nope, the correct answer is -- Forgiven. :P  ;D

Shouldn't that be 1=3=?

DOH!!

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Repeat chuckle for totally selfish reasons!

LOL!!! And I bet, I know why................. ;D ;D

 :o :o

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I bet you're right!  :P