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Title: House For Sale.... Post by: TigerLily on February 15, 2004, 06:13:01 PM ADDRESS:
Heaven FEATURES: Many rooms with a master suite Spacious love Open floor plan for peace Large eat-in grace Fenced in mercy with room for expansion Son room with a marvelous view of salvation Pool of milk and honey in the back Pearly gates in front DIRECTIONS: The only way to the Father is through the Son PRICE: $0.00 - Calvary - Owner financing COMMUNITY: Friendly angelic neighbors. Great family and friends. Praise the Lord all day and night. BONUS: Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with matching wings. Bring a friend and get a reward. For more information, call your local agent or representative - Name, address and phone number listed below. NAME: Jesus Christ ADDRESS: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold PHONE: Dial John 3:16 When Satan comes knocking at your door just simply say "Jesus will you get that for me? " Title: Re:House For Sale.... Post by: JudgeNot on February 15, 2004, 09:20:29 PM (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-024.gif)
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