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Title: Temperance Sermon Post by: editor on December 30, 2010, 08:08:17 AM Happy New Year! May your new year be blessed with love, laughter and temperance in all things.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "We Shall Gather at the River." Title: Re: Temperance Sermon Post by: nChrist on December 30, 2010, 02:13:41 PM Happy New Year! May your new year be blessed with love, laughter and temperance in all things. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "We Shall Gather at the River." ;D Thanks Editor - I needed this laugh. Welcome back - it's nice to hear from you. Happy New Year to you also. My wife and I will have a quiet and safe New Year at home. |