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Title: Getting Married . . . when you are old Post by: Gaurav on January 18, 2010, 04:19:18 AM Hello
Something I got by email. A little stereotypical but well... Getting Married Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Devon , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds " Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.." Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob: "Adult incontinance pants?" Pharmacist: "Sure." Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..." Title: Re: Getting Married . . . when you are old Post by: nChrist on January 18, 2010, 12:39:59 PM ;D Thanks - I needed these laughs.
Title: Re: Getting Married . . . when you are old Post by: Shylynne on June 25, 2010, 05:36:58 PM Thats hysterical and rather genius when you think about it! One (not me :P) could use the pharmacy as a gift registry for Anniversary and Retirement parties too ...
Now all the old miserly geezers reading this will turn to their wives and croon 'Ya know honey I love you so much I want to celebrate with the world..lets throw a party!' :P |