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Title: HOUSE FOR SALE
Post by: The Crusader on December 29, 2003, 05:59:21 AM
HOUSE FOR SALE


ADDRESS:  
Heaven

 FEATURES:
    Many rooms with a master suite
    Spacious love
    Open floor plan for peace
    Large eat-in grace
    Fenced in mercy with room for expansion
    Son room with a marvelous view of salvation
    Pool of milk and honey in the back
    Pearly gates in front

DIRECTIONS:
    The only way to the Father is through the Son

PRICE:
    $0.00 - Calvary - Owner financing

COMMUNITY:
    Friendly angelic neighbors.
    Great family and friends.
    Praise the Lord all day and night.

BONUS:
    Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with
matching wings.  Bring a friend and get a reward.

For more information, call your local agent or
representative - Name, address and phone number listed below.

NAME: Jesus Christ
ADDRESS: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold
PHONE:  Dial John 3:16
 

The Crusader


Title: Re:HOUSE FOR SALE
Post by: ollie on December 29, 2003, 07:33:55 AM
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Title: HOUSE FOR SALE
Post by: Ambassador4Christ on December 29, 2003, 04:35:31 PM
HOUSE FOR SALE


ADDRESS:  
Heaven

 FEATURES:
    Many rooms with a master suite
    Spacious love
    Open floor plan for peace
    Large eat-in grace
    Fenced in mercy with room for expansion
    Son room with a marvelous view of salvation
    Pool of milk and honey in the back
    Pearly gates in front

DIRECTIONS:
    The only way to the Father is through the Son

PRICE:
    $0.00 - Calvary - Owner financing

COMMUNITY:
    Friendly angelic neighbors.
    Great family and friends.
    Praise the Lord all day and night.

BONUS:
    Crown of stars, new luxurious robe and golden slippers with
matching wings.  Bring a friend and get a reward.

For more information, call your local agent or
representative - Name, address and phone number listed below.

NAME: Jesus Christ
ADDRESS: Repent Highway and Streets of Gold
PHONE:  Dial John 3:16
 

The Crusader


Christ Paid The Price And The House Is For "FREE"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!


Title: Re:HOUSE FOR SALE
Post by: Whitehorse on December 29, 2003, 08:20:27 PM
Very nice! Thank you!