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ORDERING A PIZZA IN 2010

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!". What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.  I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.  What's the damage?"

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.  Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.  How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry, you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the "@#%/$@&?#!"how do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it."

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics
 :) :) :)

Ilike it ;D

I like the cussing part.   ;D


    8)


  (sorry  :()

for shame :P

 :)

Hmmmm...2010, huh?

I'm not too sure about being around to order any pizza then.

"I'll fly away oh glory! I'll fly away...."

 ;D

 Pretty close B.L. but here's how it will really be...

Hungry man; Hello, I want a pizza with bla,bla,bla on it, hold the bla,bla,bla, and two Pepsis please.

Mr.Pizza guy; Ok it'll be there soon...bye.

Notice any details missing?
No address given, no talk about cost or payment method.

Can you say microchip?

:'(

 ;D

 ;D

Better yet;

Hungry Man: "Um hel..."

Pizza Dude: "Would you like your regular pepperoni extra cheese sir?"

Hungry Man: "I have only order here twice!"

Pizza Dude: "We know we keep logs of every order."

Hungry Man: "Okay I guess."

Pizza Dude: "Thank you sir we have automatically transfered the money required and will have your pizza delivered in 5 minutes or your money back."

 :)

You guys get reall silly about these things.  Do any of you use a food store "discount card"?  The only reason they exist is so they can see what you buy and try and specifically maket things to you?   Are you computer savvy at all?  If not then chances are you don't block cookies from your computer and ad sites (meaning an ads you see flashing on the web site etc) leave cookies on your computer and report back to the ad server of you browsing habits to better market you.

Do you realize the text ads on the side of google are specifically targeted to you because of what you have search for in the past and where you browse?  When you call Pizza hut now all they ask for is your phone number because they store your other information for faster "processing".  

Your drivers license and SS # are used all the time for CC and the like.  For $35 and up I can get a backround check on you for several things with as little as a current first and last name.

Cell phones send out tracking signals even when they are turned off and you can be found if needed.  

I find it very humorous how people are getting worried about what is to come and not what is here.  Everywhere you go on the net is tracked by your ISP and has to be given over to the govn't if they suspect you of something like terrorist activities.  None of this is new either just much more prevalant.

I am not worried at all Bro, and I am sure by the year 2010 all the above will be true.  :)  

Hungry man to wife: "I'm hungry....how about a pizza, dear"

Wife: "ok, sounds good to me."(as phone rings in background)

Hungry man to wife: "get the phone, dear."

Wife to hungry man after answering phone: "It's Pizza Hut, dear...they want to know what kind and size."

Good Stuff :)

Yes I am "computer savvy". It use to be my dream to be a great hacker like Kevin Mitnick now its my dream to be a great man like Jesus :D. I realize there are many things already in use that track things we do and I despise them. Plus I was just having a little fun with the future pizza ordering scene. God Bless ;D.