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Title: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funny Post by: TigerLily on November 21, 2007, 02:33:46 PM ONE FOR THE GIRLS (and men with a sense of humor)
The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain,and $200 for a female brain."The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." LOl.. ;) :D :-* Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funn Post by: Soldier4Christ on November 21, 2007, 03:01:23 PM Quote "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." Unless it came from a blonde. ;D ;D ;D ;D Title: Proof Im a "brunette" rofl... Post by: TigerLily on November 21, 2007, 03:36:27 PM Quote Unless it came from a blonde. LOL well fortunately I is a brunette (only a bit blonde from the AHEM... bottle hehe!! (http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/316/105/n540865823_9174.jpg) <my proof of being a brunette tho I was told "once a blonde always a blonde .. be it real or bottled" hehe ;) Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funny Post by: Shammu on November 21, 2007, 07:52:05 PM LOL well fortunately I is a brunette (only a bit blonde from the AHEM... bottle hehe!! (http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/316/105/n540865823_9174.jpg) <my proof of being a brunette tho I was told "once a blonde always a blonde .. be it real or bottled" hehe ;) Uh huh, okay sister, we'll believe you. It is true though, once a blond always a blond. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif) Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funny Post by: TigerLily on November 21, 2007, 08:51:31 PM Quote Uh huh, okay sister, we'll believe you. It is true though, once a blond always a blond. BRAT... :P......... ;) :D ( I will GET u for agreeing tho!!!hehe,, Just when your not expecting it.... BAM i'll get ya!!! :-*) Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funn Post by: Shammu on November 21, 2007, 10:17:54 PM BRAT... :P......... ;) :D ( I will GET u for agreeing tho!!!hehe,, Just when your not expecting it.... BAM i'll get ya!!! :-*) Thats my line sister....... BRAT!! ;D ;D ;D Unless I get you first................................ (http://www.baytidescafe.com/gallery/images/PieInFace.jpg) (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif) Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funny Post by: TigerLily on November 22, 2007, 01:04:36 AM Quote Thats my line sister....... BRAT Hmmm im not surprised my fwend... cause it fits U soooo well!!!!! hehe :D :D :DOh I will get ya, chances are good you will be getting me but ohhh u just wait hehe.. I's gonna get u but good Mon frere!! ;D Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funny Post by: HisDaughter on November 22, 2007, 11:00:23 AM ONE FOR THE GIRLS (and men with a sense of humor) The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain,and $200 for a female brain."The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used." LOl.. ;) :D :-* (http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x125/luvmarley_bucket/cid_006701c66bbe0d2562b00900a8c0Dis.gif) Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funn Post by: Hary on November 30, 2007, 03:50:50 AM ON BEHALF OF ALL THE BLONDS IN THE WORLD I HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY 'HEY!' ;D
Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funny Post by: Shammu on November 30, 2007, 02:46:49 PM ON BEHALF OF ALL THE BLONDS IN THE WORLD I HAVE TO STAND UP AND SAY 'HEY!' ;D (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/blink.gif?w=400&h=341) Title: Re: OOOPPSS Lol ok men... reas knowing this dont include ya'll !! ROFL...to funn Post by: Brother Jerry on November 30, 2007, 03:47:33 PM LOL
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