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Title: What A Year (joke) Post by: islandboy on October 12, 2007, 10:08:44 PM January - Took my new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....Helllllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer. March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said 2-4 years. April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out. May - Tried to make Kool-aid.....wrong instructions.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms. August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm......car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it ??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weight 108. December - Couldn't call 911....'duh'....there's no eleven button on the stupid phone. What a year. ??? ??? Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 12, 2007, 10:37:58 PM ROFL ... that sounds like my neighbor. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: Debp on October 13, 2007, 12:39:45 AM Thanks...we all need to laugh more! :)
Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: Hary on October 14, 2007, 07:40:01 AM ROFL ... that sounds like my neighbor. ;D ;D ;D ;D You must have an interesting neighbours Pastor Roger!! Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: Soldier4Christ on October 14, 2007, 10:20:09 AM You must have an interesting neighbours Pastor Roger!! Many of them. ;) Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: Jon-Marc on October 15, 2007, 01:28:08 PM The instructions I have never been able to figure out is "Take one tablet twice a day." How on earth do they expect me to take the same tablet twice?" ;D
Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: Shammu on October 15, 2007, 03:39:03 PM The instructions I have never been able to figure out is "Take one tablet twice a day." How on earth do they expect me to take the same tablet twice?" ;D Cut it in half............................ ;)This sounds like the past few weeks for me. Title: Re: What A Year (joke) Post by: islandboy on October 15, 2007, 08:05:06 PM Very good Jon-Marc, can anyone else think of another such problem we can add to this list.
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