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Title: The New Alphabet... Post by: Shammu on September 02, 2007, 08:22:41 PM I'm positive several of y'all can relate to this...............
The New Alphabet... A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now............. The New Alphabet 2007 A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's < I> the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. :o H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low, I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is for life, what happened to my age? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low, O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow! P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears! U is for urinary; big troubles with flow, V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know. W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round? X is for X- ray, and what might be found. Y is another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest that I still have -- in my mind. Title: Re: The New Alphabet... Post by: nChrist on September 02, 2007, 09:08:23 PM ;D ;D ROFL!
What if we need a second alphabet? Title: Re: The New Alphabet... Post by: Soldier4Christ on September 02, 2007, 10:07:28 PM I have but one comment:
(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif) Title: Re: The New Alphabet... Post by: Shammu on September 02, 2007, 10:14:32 PM ;D ;D ROFL! Then you get to make it up brother.............. (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif)What if we need a second alphabet? Title: Re: The New Alphabet... Post by: Shammu on September 02, 2007, 10:16:20 PM (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif) (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/20.gif) (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/18.gif) Title: Re: The New Alphabet... Post by: ibTina on September 03, 2007, 10:35:57 AM LOL this was good!
Title: Re: The New Alphabet... Post by: nChrist on September 03, 2007, 12:56:30 PM ;D
I think that I figured out the alphabet problem. We can just assign numbers also to each letter of the alphabet and maybe have enough categories. Examples: A1 - Arthritis A2 - Alzheimer's U1 - Urinary U2 - Ugly W1 - Worry W2 - Worms W3 - Warts We could even add a small-case letter of "t" for temporary or "p" for permanent on the end of the classification. Example: U2p W3t ;D NOW - I think that we have a system that will work. |