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Title: This is My Philosophy Post by: sissy_momof2 on October 19, 2003, 01:11:26 PM Life in the Deep, Dark Pit
A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down there." An objective person walked by and said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there." A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits." A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was. A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit. An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit. A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit." A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit." A Christian Scientist observed, "The pit is just in your mind." A psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit." A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit." An optimist said, "Things could be worse." A pessimist claimed, "Things will get worse." "Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit." ------------------------------- Have a wonderful day! Yours in Christ, Sissy :) Title: Re:This is My Philosophy Post by: Willowbirch on October 19, 2003, 01:16:21 PM ;D What did the mother say, though? I'll bet she had an opinion or two! Or maybe she threw some fresh brownies down there?
Title: Re:This is My Philosophy Post by: Jabez on October 20, 2003, 08:10:10 PM Life in the Deep, Dark Pit A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out. A subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down there." An objective person walked by and said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there." A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits." A mathematician calculated how deep the pit was. A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit. An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit. A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit." A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit." A Christian Scientist observed, "The pit is just in your mind." A psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit." A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit." An optimist said, "Things could be worse." A pessimist claimed, "Things will get worse." "Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit." ------------------------------- Have a wonderful day! Yours in Christ, Sissy :) How True! Title: Re:This is My Philosophy Post by: nChrist on October 20, 2003, 10:10:20 PM Oklahoma Howdy to sissy_momof2,
:D - Thanks, I enjoyed that. I only see one thing missing. What about the person who dug their own pit? :D In Christ, Tom Title: Re:This is My Philosophy Post by: Whitehorse on November 05, 2003, 08:03:21 PM I love it. Thanks.
Title: Re:This is My Philosophy Post by: Symphony on November 06, 2003, 10:41:02 AM I guess it's okay... (http://sc.msn.com/2{/B4JV7DOJIT1@ESPQCW-JR[.jpg) |