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Tigerlily:
               
              It's been awhile I have not been here much either, a lot has changed for all, I found my Soulmate and we married May 6 2005 I'm driving truck again, and now living in South Carolina. I have been stopping by here every so often to see who all is around and caught your name, how have you been doing in the frozen north? I pray your health has improved. I'll be stopping in more often now.

                                     YBIC
                                    Forrest

Hi Forrest. It's good to see you here again and to know that you are doing well. It's also good to hear that you'll be here more often. You have been missed.

Pastor Roger:
     I pray things are going well with you. I'll be by more often but with my job it will only be weekends, so be with GOD.

                        YBIC
                       Forrest

Things are well with me.

I look forward to seeing you whenever you are able.

Amen so do I, Forrest, maybe you need a laptop  ;D

That would be really great. I look forward to that everyday.

Hello Tigerlily,

Sister, a homecoming of the old crew would be wonderful. They are still in our prayers and we miss them. I know that we all go through various trials and struggles in this short life, but I also know that it's easier to get through those rough times with the love, encouragement, and prayers of sweet Christian friends.

Generally, I think that the times we live in are getting harder and harder for Christians, but this life is short and the HOPE we await will make our current trials seem as nothing. In the meantime, we can all KEEP LOOKING UP and know this world is not our home.

Love In Christ,
Tom

Hebrews 10:23-25 NASB  Let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for He who promised is faithful; and let us consider how to stimulate one another to love and good deeds, not forsaking our own assembling together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another; and all the more as you see the day drawing near. AND the day does draw near.

hello again... I been MIA lo sorry about that, your right PKTom,  I know personally that life is getting harder these days and i hope and pray that the ones we miss that once where here are ok and in good health and still serving the Lord!. Sorry i was once again MIA, when that happens, when im not on for a while it is only due to my health.. It is kinda hard for me to be on the PC for any length of time.. so when i go MIA just say a pray for me if you dont mind..you and alot of others are in my thoughts and prayers...
Hugs TL (pk) ;) :-*

Hello TL, we have missed you. Yes you are in my prayers. I fully understand how hard it is to deal with health issues sometimes that happens to me as well.

Especially when I lose my eyesight temporarily  :(

But thank God that for the most part I can be here for short periods of time.

God Bless,
Maria.

Hi TL!!!


::waves...and hugs from 2T!::::

LOl hey Tim.. I just posted to you ,on a seperate post to you directly, I didnt see this t'ill after!!
good to see you!!

waves and hugs back at ya!!!

TL

We have got to stop bumping into each other like this......lol

BUMP hehe...

i just get done posting to you on one thread and i see i been posted to on the other LOL..  ;D to funny

TL

OK...being male....its not possible for me to use both sides of my brain at the same time, so I must limit my focus to one thread or the other, lest I become injured and confused  :P  Oh wait...too late for that huh?   :-X   ;D

ROFL , Its so brave of you to admit this to the world LOL...
ok for your brains sake,, we can stay on this thread, long as u go check the other right now LOL ;D
and ummm.. having known you before.. Im thinking.. it may be to late for you, but we can always hope huh?? ;D ;D

ROFL

Wait a minute. theres another thread?   Hang on whilest I check the other lobe..uh, I mean... thread!...owe that hurts!

OKOK,,, now I'm getting confused...you are slaying me here... (and I need it today trust me)
so this or the other?, Decide which thread your poor brain can handle and we shall stick to that one, I'm thinking the other since we are calling to the others there... but now, you'll have to read this one to know this eh? ROFL..
 um maybe read here.. answer at other??? just trying to make it easier on your poor MALE brain..!! ;)
TL

OK...not only does my brain hurt now, but my laptop battery is running low, and on top of all this....I have to go to work now!   :'(

Maybe I should call in sick since I have a headache?   ;D   lol


Just when it was getting good too....oh well....we'll pick this up later once I recover!   :o



Seeya later TL!   To the lurky-lewers....see you later too.   We might be silly, but at least we're signed in!        ;D

LOl yep t'is, fun,you have a good time at work and we shall pick up when you show your self again!!!! ;) :-*
TL

We might be are silly, but at least we're signed in!        ;D

There you go brother, I fixed it for y'all........... ;D ;D ;D

ROFL ok you got us that time DW , to funny...we are silly, but hey like 2Tim said on one of the posts, (or somthing like this) maybe when the lurkers see how much fun we are having they will come and say hello!!! ;D


 ;D ;D   :-X I will be good , I will be good and not say what I could say hehehe ;)

 :-* TL

 ;D   ;D

I just have one side of my brain that works, and it doesn't hurt yet.......YET.

HUM?? - I guess that means that I don't have a spare side.................. so what happens if I have a flat?

I know what happens.... You will need a woman to come change your tire and share her spare with you
ROFL.... ummmm GOTCHA PK tom... ;D ;D :-*  TL

Time to call a tow truck brother............ ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

ROFL  Was that to much of a shock to you DW ???? hehehe,, Good thing we are all "old" friends  eh??? tho if some lurker are reading they likly think we have lost it LOL.. ahhh so good to have fun!!!

I still Claim that I got Tom... :D :-*
TL

And I'll give that to you sister ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well I need to head out, I have work I need to do for the Lord. :D :D

Im truly proud of you and what you have accomplished!!! :-*
Your a great guy and Im sure you are doing wonderful things for the Lord!!!
God Bless you friend!
TL

My Brothers...I must apologize for revealing this...



I can see now that...

The canneth or worms, hath been openneth!    :D


BEP:

But you do have a spare brother...remember, the side your not using  ;D?    TL may say..."You will need a woman to come change your tire and share her spare with you ", but she forgets that females using both sides at the same time, leaves no spare for sharing  ;)   ;D

If all else fails, theres always fix-a-flat!

well I guess I was thinking that we woman are so smart and while we may use both sides,, we could share maybe some of  our ummmmmmm..............wisdom.............??? ;D


Oh my friend that you did ,... that you did... :D  :P

OK get this.... Im on another forum as well... ok and in the lighter side of the forum, this lady posts...

OK, never call your husband at work and ask him if he has clean underwear... !!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL... ok what makes this even funnier is.. the husband.. was at a meating with a bunch of his co-workers.. and He put her on speaker phone, ROFL... ok I nearly died cracking up when I read this,,, He umm apparently didnt think that fact that she was trying to prioritise her laundry was a good enuff reason to call and ask that !!!!!!!!!!

Now I ask you... what would yous do if your wife did this to you?????

got to be the funniest thing i read in a while...

TL

ROFLOL that is funny!



Is this a multiple choice question?   ;D

I specifically recall the word "spare".   But I might have to check a few threads first.



 :-[   :D

to make matters worse... she didnt get why he was upset ROFL.. she says well i didnt give it a thoguht.. i just called up and asked, ROFL, like did she tink he put on unclean ones that morning..??? rofl lord I said she must be blonde.. natural and bottled hehe.. He um sat her down and told her what was appropriate things to calland ask about.. (NOT A CHANCE would i be "sat down" sheesh , anyways, i figure.. if he got a personal call.. from his wife in a meeting,.,. If he put her on speaker,, serves him right LOL

ah man to funny. you didnt answer my ? about it tho.. and nope not multiple chice!!

Husband 101  ....  never put the wife on speaker phone when at work.


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There ya go!  And if you do, be sure your wearing clean uw!....lol



Hmmm...what could you do....I mean, thats an ouright BUSTED! right in front of co-workers......ROFL   Poor guy will most likely have to seek new employment just to escape the embarrassment.   I guess the best answer is always wear Clean ones....ROFL

OK you slayed me dead on that on  rofl....I will remember that one!!



ROFL.... never leaave the house without clean undies... oh man I can just see his face,, thier all sitting there, gets the call she asks the unbeleiveable ? and I can just imagine it was dead silence for about 60 sec's... then I'll bet the room exploded ROFl. oh man TOOO funny

There had to be a lot of soda or coffee to clean up afterwards.

No doubt about that. 

Whats worse....the wife is now sharing this story on a message forum for the entire world to read adding insult to unclean undies injury!


Sheez....this guy is ruined!  lol

ROFL

Did your mommy check your uw today?

 :D :D

Oh Lord.. help us this opened a can didnt it?> I think I will forever remember this..
woudnt it be funnier to find out that her hubby is on the same forum  ROFL..

  OH my goodness.. Slayed.. totally



well sadly Im off for a few hours I got to go se shylynne...I will report back to tell you what she said...
keep the fun going tho,, I'll be back to join in later...

bye fer now  :-*  ((((((hugs))))    ( PR I didnt know you were so funny!!! good job, keep it up your hysterical.. and I already knew 2tim was nutty ;)

Seeya later TL!   Don't let PR fool ya!   [ whisper mode ]  He's nuttier than a fruitcake...but he still has 2 axes....watch out!  [ /whisper mode ]

 ;D

I don't think he would be there for long.  :o :o



Aww .....  the fun just started.


I am? That surprises me, too.   :D :D :D


Hmm  walnuts are my favorite.

LOL  what a hoot today has been.   


If we keep this up, we might scare off the guest and the newbies.....lol

We might attract some squirrels though.

lol

We could have a Mississippi Squirrel Revival. 

Thank you sister, I feel greatly blessed by the Lord.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Here I though it was a nuttier then a squirrel to, brother. ;)

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

Well, when I was a kid I'd take a trip every summer down the Mississippi
To visit my granny in her antebellum world
I'd run barefooted all day long climbin' trees free as a song
And one day I happened to catch myself a squirrel
Well, I stuffed him down in an old shoe box, punched a couple of holes in the top
And when Sunday came I snuck him into Church
I was sittin' way back in the very last pew showin' him to my good buddy Hugh
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk
Well, what happened next is hard to tell
Some thought it was heaven others thought it was hell
But the fact that something was among us was plain to see
As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the squirrel ran up Harv Newlan's coveralls
Harv leaped to his feet and said, "Somethin's got a hold on me", Yeow!

    The day the squirrel went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church
    In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
    It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
    They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well, Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had religion others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a weed eater loose in his Fruit-Of-The-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved to the other side of the room
All the way down to the amen pew where sat Sister Bertha better-than-you
Who'd been watchin' all the commotion with sadistic glee
But you should've seen the look in her eyes
When that squirrel jumped her garters and crossed her thighs
She jumped to her feet and said "Lord have mercy on me"
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
She began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame
She told of gossip and church dissension but the thing that got the most attention
Was when she talked about her love life and then she started naming names

Chorus

    The day the squirrel went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church
    In that sleepy little town of Pascagoula
    It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
    They were jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

Well seven deacons and the pastor got saved,
Twenty-five thousand dollars was raised and fifty volunteered
For missions in the Congo on the spot
Even without an invitation there were at least five hundred rededications
And we all got baptized whether we needed it or not
Now you've heard the bible story I guess
How he parted the waters for Moses to pass
Oh the miracles God has wrought in this old world
But the one I'll remember 'til my dyin' day
Is how he put that Church back on the narrow way
With a half crazed Mississippi squirrel

    The day the squirrel went berserk
    In the First Self-Righteous Church
    In the sleepy little town of Pascagoula
    It was a fight for survival that broke out in revival
    They was jumpin' pews and shoutin' Hallelujah!

So im beginning to see, Ya had me fooled PR you really did   ;)
Oh my Goodness, its been years since I heard that ROFL ...........to funny!!

Yeah ya'll are a riot!! I needed the Lol's ,  ;D

OK, shylynne swears she hasnt lurked for a long while,. But she was pretty cracked up LOLing about MEESE ;) she said I drove 2tim crazy there , my work is done ROFL..(jokingly)
I dont know If she will come back, but just maybe, after telling her the fun we been having!!
 ;D

LOL


I found a new hiding place!



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A mobile one at that.

Indeed!....lol


Mobility is an important aspect of meese avoidance......(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/nod.gif)

As long as you move before the meese get there.

Hmm...obviously you are not appreciating the stealthy quality of my ride PR...lol

This thing can slip through a herd of meese almost undetected.  Not to mention the plush reclining seats.  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/spit.gif)

To late brother................... (http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/moose2.gif)

I repeat....

A donkey skin recliner coming up.


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I know I replied to this already....did something get deleted?   (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/2ndtimothy/smilies/confused.gif)




Lets try this again!



Take Cover!

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Shouldn't have anything been deleted??

Now that's some nice safe cover.   ;D ;D

stick'em up  ;D

NEVER!!!!!!! What a great time to get even.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

It coulda been worse Hanes for her look a lot like Hanes for him.
She mighta've asked  "Did you put on my underwear again?"   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I dunno 2T, that one looks like it's already carrying a load of it's own  ::)

Considering my ride (not me) is affiliated with the democratic party, its capable of not only carrying and leaving loads, but flip flopping in between.  Don't confuse him with the facts...lol   ;)