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Title: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: ibTina on June 26, 2006, 09:03:55 AM
A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they handed in:
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Dear God:

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.

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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

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Dear God:

I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

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Dear God:
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
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Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God:

Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God:

Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
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Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
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Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God:
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.
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Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
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Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

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Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
 
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Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: Shammu on June 26, 2006, 06:09:57 PM
Tina, this reminds me of Art Linkletters "The Things Kids Say."

I love it!!!!  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: airIam2worship on June 27, 2006, 10:25:39 AM
Amen kids have such an innocent sense of humor.  :D



Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: airIam2worship on June 27, 2006, 07:15:47 PM
Here are some more:


Dear God, I am an American, what are You?
   
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Dear God, put another holiday between Christmas and Easter, there is nothing good there now.

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Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God, well I just want you to know but I am not just saying that cause You are God.


Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: ibTina on June 27, 2006, 09:32:01 PM
Kids are so precious!
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             In Jesus...Tina


Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: Soldier4Christ on June 28, 2006, 03:33:31 AM
Kids are so precious!
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             In Jesus...Tina

Amen sister, that they are.



Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: Amorus on June 28, 2006, 10:10:51 AM
I have learned so much from my nephews.  When my Mom passed away my six year old nephew asked if she was in Heaven.  I replied yes, that she was with God.  He was silent for a bit as he looked out the car window and then turned back towards me with that innocent look children always seem to have and said, "will I have to do homework in Heaven?"  I pondered a bit, remembering he is only six and said, no, not the kind you are doing now.  I could see the wheels turning in his head.  His response...... "can we go there now?"  It made me laugh and I praised God for the joy that he brought into my life that day.

Faith like a Child!


Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: airIam2worship on June 28, 2006, 10:17:46 AM
When my father passed away, my daughter then three wanted to go see her granpa again "before she got to heaven". So I took her to the funeral home and the bottom half of the casket was closed, she was surprised, turned to me and said "Mommy, they cut granpa's legs off now in heaven we'll both be the same size!!"

All she knew was that one day she would see her granpa again in heaven.


Title: Re: Dear God ... notes from kids
Post by: Amorus on June 28, 2006, 10:26:37 AM
When my father passed away, my daughter then three wanted to go see her granpa again "before she got to heaven". So I took her to the funeral home and the bottom half of the casket was closed, she was surprised, turned to me and said "Mommy, they cut granpa's legs off now in heaven we'll both be the same size!!"

All she knew was that one day she would see her granpa again in heaven.

 :D