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Title: a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: TigerLily on April 18, 2003, 07:13:57 AM
 
 
 
Cute!!!  
It was late at night and Mrs. Smith , who was expecting her second child,  was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Mrs. Smith started to
go into labor and called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

 Mrs. Smith pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor  was born.


 The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his  bottom.
 Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help,
and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she
  had just witnessed.

 Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there  in the
first  place. Spank him again."

 


Title: Re:a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: Forrest on April 18, 2003, 04:20:21 PM
         TigerLily;
       RRROOOFFFLLLOOOLLL


Title: Re:a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: Angie on April 19, 2003, 11:46:17 AM
LOL!!!


Title: Re:a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: micahtexas on September 10, 2003, 11:17:01 AM
tooo funny!


Title: Re:a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: Willowbirch on September 10, 2003, 07:01:55 PM
 ;D


Title: a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: Ambassador4Christ on September 11, 2003, 02:36:13 PM

 
 
Cute!!!  

It was late at night and Mrs. Smith , who was expecting her second child,  was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn. Mrs. Smith started to
go into labor and called 911.

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

 Mrs. Smith pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor  was born.


 The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his  bottom.
 Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old Katelyn what she thought about what she   had just witnessed.

 Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there  in the first  place. Spank him again."

 


Good one LOL  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re:a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: Forrest on September 13, 2003, 09:19:34 AM
(http://www.indianchild.com/images/b252.jpg)


Title: Re:a 3yr olds opinion of birth
Post by: Butterflywings on October 01, 2003, 08:38:47 AM
Oh that was great thanks for the laugh  :D