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Title: This is cute. Post by: Kris777 on April 29, 2006, 01:25:58 AM REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. AND THE BEST ONE: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month Wife knows everything. Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: Shammu on April 29, 2006, 01:29:57 AM Quote FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month Wife knows everything. (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif)(http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif) Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: Kris777 on April 29, 2006, 10:18:16 AM Well! Women do!!! >:( ;D
Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: Soldier4Christ on April 29, 2006, 11:18:09 AM Well! Women think theydo!!! >:( ;D (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif) Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: Kris777 on April 29, 2006, 11:19:31 AM (http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif) Smart guy. :P Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: Soldier4Christ on April 29, 2006, 11:20:38 AM Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: Yoyostick on April 30, 2006, 09:45:50 PM Those are great. I like "better be a reward." 8)
Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: airIam2worship on May 01, 2006, 01:51:16 AM REAL NEWSPAPER ADS FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month Wife knows everything. Good for this guy apparently he's smarter than she is cause she married him :o :-\ Title: Re: This is cute. Post by: airIam2worship on June 01, 2006, 10:09:29 AM The Children were all lined up in the cafeteria lunch line at a Christian School, the lunch monitor posted a note on the large basket of apples it read: "Take only one, God is watching". At the other end there was a large plate with chocolate chip cookies, on it a child had posted a note which read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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