Title: Inner peace Post by: Kris777 on April 20, 2006, 09:44:17 PM I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
> could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the > simple > advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. > Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all > the things you've started and never finished." > > So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and > hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished > off a > bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's > Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of > my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos > and a box of > chocolates. > > You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to > those you feel might be in need of inner peace! |