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Title: Christian One-liners Post by: John 3:16 on February 20, 2006, 11:12:21 AM Christian One-liners
>> >>"Don't let your worries get the >>best of you. Remember, Moses >>started out as a basket case" >> >>Some people are kind, polite, >>and sweet-spirited - until you >>try to sit in their pews. >> >>Some minds are like concrete, >>thoroughly mixed up and >>permanently set. >> >> >> >> >> >>Many folks want to serve God, >>but only as advisers >> >>It is easier to preach ten >>sermons than it is to live one. >> >>The good Lord didn't create >>anything without a purpose, >>but mosquitoes and >>sand gnats come close. >> >>When you get to your wit's >>end, you'll find God lives there. >> >>People are funny, they want >>the front of the bus, the middle >>of the road, and the back of >>the church. >> >>Opportunity may knock once, >>but temptation bangs on your >>front door forever. >> >>Quit griping about your church; >>if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. >> >> >>If the church wants a better >>pastor, it only needs to pray >>for the one it has. >> >>God Himself does not propose >>to judge a man until he is dead. >>So why should you? >> >>Peace starts with a smile. >> >>I don't know why some people >>change churches; what >>difference does it make which >>one you stay home from? >> >>A lot of church members >>who are singing "Standing >>on the Promises" are just >>sitting on the premises. >> >>We were called to be witnesses, >>not lawyers or judges >> >>Be ye fishers of men. >>You catch them - He'll clean them. >> >>Coincidence is when God >>chooses to remain anonymous. >> >>Don't put a question mark >>where God put a period. >> >>Don't wait for 6 strong men >>to take you to church. >> >>Forbidden fruits create many jams >> >>God doesn't call the qualified, >>He qualifies the called >> >>God grades on the cross, >>not the curve. >> >>God loves everyone, but >>probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" >>over "religious nuts!" >> >>God promises a safe landing, >>not a calm passage. >> >>He who angers you, controls you! >> >>If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats! >> >>Prayer: Don't give God >>instructions -- just report for duty! >> >>The task ahead of us is never >>as great as the Power behind us. >> >>The Will of God will never >>take you to where the Grace >>of God will not protect you >> >>We don't change the message, >>the message changes us. >> >>You can tell how big a person >>is by what it takes to >>discourage him. >> >>The best mathematical >>equation I have ever seen: >>1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. |