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Covert operations intercepted a letter that is very important for understanding what is happening in the world today. Widest dissemination is recommended. It is also recommended that people that want to counter this action hurry to join the Army of the Lord and don their Whole Armour of God. Following is the intercepted communique.


Dear ACLU,

I am Lucifer, but you may call me Satan. My spirit is alive and active through my supporters in the United States of America as well as the rest of the world.

I have wanted to write a series of letters to my various American disciples for the last two hundred years, but America’s culture had not yet reached the point to where it was fitting. After observing how successfully so many of you devoted Americans are now discipling for me, it is clearly apparent that in 2006 the time has now arrived to deliver a personalized communication as a token of my appreciation expressing my sincere gratitude. Your efforts have been the necessary and critical grease I have needed to slide in my agenda. By destroying America’s morality we are repaying the United States for being a historically strong God fearing nation.

My first letter is to you, my dear ACLU. You are the first in line because you are number one in my book. I have several other letters to my many other major supporters that will follow.

To my ACLU, I must say that I am agitated and not happy with how some are treating you. I despise organizations like the American Family Association, founded by my old archenemy Donald E. Wildmon and now run by his “menacing” son Tim Wildmon

I also don’t care for dozens of other popular Christian zealots such as:

Gary Glenn (info@afamichigan.org), President of the Michigan AFA, or

Gary Schneider, President of TheRealityCheck.org.

Martin Barillas, former diplomat and religion news editor for Spero magazine, or

Judson Cox, editor and chief of the North Carolina conservative

I also don’t appreciate or like people like Fox’s Bill O’Reilly or Sean Hannity, who keep hammering on these same issues, bringing a pro-Christian awareness to the anti-Christian issues that I champion. These people are not doing my work. They are our enemies.

There are countless other Christian conservatives that are my enemies. I hate them all. I am looking for delusional liberal disciples to succumb and kneel before me, not intelligent critics who chastise my evil and passionate efforts. These Christian conservatives do make a negative impact on my bringing as many with me as I possibly can to my one-way dark cruise of misery through the eternal lake of fire.

To you my ACLU, I want to give my highest commendation. How you locate and manipulate liberal judges for my purpose and to do my bidding would warm my heart - if I had a heart.

The bucketful of legal troubles that you dish out to any group or power fighting against me is like an ongoing deep breath of rank stagnant air.

You have been on fire for me and have advanced my cause to such a degree that I don’t know where to stop thanking you. How could I function without you? Just consider the shape America would be in without you?

Thank you for partnering with me to reduce America’s culture to a pile of rubble? As so many of my enemies have already stated, you have done this by fighting to legalize child pornography, homosexual marriage, prostitution, sex between adults and children, remove “under God” from the pledge of allegiance and the motto “in God We Trust” from our money. You are passionate for me and you are quickly slicing all semblances of decency in America. You are justified and wonderful in my deep red eyes.

Thank you for fighting against America’s Boy Scouts by forcing these young and trusting innocent lads to accept homosexual scout leaders. Your lethal efforts in removing prayer from the lips and hearts of America’s impressionable children in their schools and public events and your powerful work towards physician assisted suicide is exemplary. I am really appreciative to you in your fight for abortion on demand for our young schoolgirls without their parent’s consent, and the gruesome murder of millions of America’s unborn children through partial birth and other types of abortion. Death and misery has always been my specialty. The list goes on but you are diabolically smart and get the idea of your importance to me.

You fabulous ACLU attorneys are my helpmates. You work so hard on my many issues and continually bow to my agenda and myself. I want to let you know that I, your idol, do have an important gift waiting just for you. It will be here in a flash because life on earth is but a vapor. Your soul, however, will spend eternity with yours truly in a much warmer climate. That is going to be my special just reward for just you.

Oh yes, I also don’t want to forget to thank you for being against filters on public library computers, nativity scenes on public property, sex offender registries, broadcast decency laws, tax exemptions for churches, posting the Ten Commandments on public property and prayers before high school football games. Keep up this dark work in my name.

It warms my pitchfork the way you have defended the North American Man Boy Love Association, NAMBLA, which promotes the rape of America’s young children under the guise of free expression. The new culture that you are working diligently to create energizes my vision to obliterate Christian religion and moral ethics. It creates the legally binding foundation for a new culture based on pornography, open sex, child sexual abuse, abortion, homosexuality and it demonizes Christ himself.

It sounds like hell to me … well done my true and worthy servants!

ACLU comrades and disciples let us not stop here, but rather intensify and continue nicking away in cancerous chunks the decency left in America. When we finally topple foolish and sleeping America, the rest of the world will fall like brainless dominos.

We need to continue on and intensify our designed mission of minimizing, questioning, criticizing and eliminating the Bible as well as characterizing Christians as finger pointing, radical, mentally challenged and delusional chumps. Always relate negatively to those who publicly profess belief in Christ and stand as pillars for societal morality and righteousness. Keep America confused!

I believe the technology is here and the time is getting very close for you to finally work on legalizing the putting of a mark on all Americans who are with us. This would further target and demonize those Christians and their families who are against us and would refuse such a mark.

As your master, I demand you to continue on with your powerful secular anti-God blueprint. It is a blueprint that continues to allow us to hide under the first amendment, without parameters, aggressively operating and calling everything good, bad and vice versa.

In conclusion, don’t be so modest!

I Lucifer, as a deceiver of mankind, am telling you that largely because of your huge efforts, Americans now live in a post-Christ United States. I am proud and I am boasting of your success in using the American court system against Christianity and America’s families the way you have.

Oh yes, your personal pay off and one last minor detail.

Because of your tenacity and dedication I have hardly had to lift a finger. Therefore, you can be assured that your souls will be justly rewarded. I have a special spot reserved for each and every one of you. The Bible says I am going to the lake of fire with my disciples. You are my disciples.

So far I haven’t mentioned too much about your future, but by doing my bidding on earth your souls are now fused to mine for eternity and our future passages are all booked. We are going on the misery cruise headed to the lake of fire. It won’t be a cruise of fun and laughter. Our destination is the roast and toast because your name is not engraved in God’s book of life. To the contrary, you have personally, by choice, engraved your name in my book of death because of your lack of faith in the Savior Jesus Christ. It has been your choice.

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Where you are going you may get thirsty but believe me the sparks, fireworks and horrific smells that never stop, will awe you. You don’t need to pack your straw hat, sunglasses, asbestos shorts or fire extinguisher because they will be of no use on this cruise or in this place. You just come. The rest will be done for you.

Don’t start whimpering. You won’t be alone. For eternity you will be near the suffering souls that you were directly responsible for going on this one way cruise. You will be in equal company because there will be millions of pitiful souls there from over 2000 years and more of recorded history. Around us will be an endless line of historically infamous people such as those who killed Christ, Hitler and his entourage and the entirety of earth’s degenerates. Let’s not forget all of the decent people that we tricked and most important, to you, your family members that you refused to lead to Christ. They shall certainly find the never-ending demeanor of their new eternal family in the fire of damnation shall we say, interesting?

Thank you, and thank you again, because without your help I could never had reached your personal family. Don’t forget the most important person there - and the one that made it all possible, with your help - will be me, yours truly, Lucifer the Beast. I will be the captain on this upcoming hellish cruise.

I am looking forward to your arrival and quite frankly I can’t wait to get my clutches on your hide (I mean pat you on your back for a job well done, my loyal and trusted ACLU servants).

For once I will tell you the truth. Your reward is going to be severe (I mean much more profound then you could have ever imagined).

I don’t follow the Bible and I am a liar, a deceiver and a master of confusion.

You, ACLU, could have used your talents and abilities to promote mankind and holy pursuits but you refused and came willingly under my umbrella rejecting God’s word. Job well done!

For rejecting mankind’s savior, blaspheming, convoluting and mocking God’s Holy word and doing all in your power to eradicate morality in America. I am waiting for you.

It is much later then you think!

Your Master,

Satan the anti-Christ (Lucifer the Beast)


Although this is a satirical letter it is also very true as to what is taking place in the world today and just a sampling of the horrendous things that are soon to come. What is taking place in the world today has been foretold in the Bible. Just like all the other prophecies the Bible contains, the prophecy of Satan coming will also come true. There is more to come and believe the word of God when He says it will become much worse.

I can hear it now ....  "You are using scare tactics to get people to follow Jesus, Jesus is supposed to be Love and Peace". If you know Jesus as your Saviour you already know a greater Love and Peace than you will ever experience any where else. If you don't know Him as your Saviour you do have much to be afraid of and you had better get scared real soon. It is not too late. Do you want to be a member of the "Army of the Lord"? Will you come to Jesus before it is to late? If the answer to these questions is yes then just ask there are many here that will be glad to tell you how you can know the Love and Peace of knowing our Saviour.

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