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« Reply #480 on: November 23, 2004, 01:50:50 AM »

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  Grin


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  Tongue

can you really yodel?

 Grin   Grin  Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!! Grin
I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  Grin
Imagin TWO yodeling canuckies!!  Huh
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« Reply #481 on: November 23, 2004, 11:20:01 AM »

This thread is far too intellectual for my tastes.  Grin


uh...I neer seen a shred of intellect in here  Tongue

can you really yodel?

 Grin   Grin  Yes, I can yodel, just not when my wife is home. I usually go outside to yodel because I like the dogs in the neightborhood to join in. I'm thinking about making a CD.

If you make a CD, please don't send me one.  What hearing I have I wanna Keep!! Grin
I wanna learn! Imagine a yodeling canuckie!  Grin
Imagin TWO yodeling canuckies!!  Huh
Sorry I can't hear them.


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« Reply #482 on: November 24, 2004, 11:23:48 AM »

OH LORD...PROTECT OUR EARS!!! Let us hear the sweet sound of an instrument that you've fashioned...and not the yodeling...please Lord, anything but that!

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« Reply #483 on: November 24, 2004, 01:33:33 PM »

OH LORD...PROTECT OUR EARS!!! Let us hear the sweet sound of an instrument that you've fashioned...and not the yodeling...please Lord, anything but that!

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« Reply #484 on: November 24, 2004, 02:30:36 PM »

Brothers and Sisters,

 Grin   Grin  Thanks for those laughs - I needed them.

Speaking of parrots.........

A man inherited an old parrot and took it home. It had a horrible problem of saying bad words all the time. The man thought that he could cure it by speaking all kinds of good words and trying to teach it good and wholesome words. He tried and tried, but it didn't work. He finally threatened to throw it in the freezer.

Nothing worked, and the old parrot said some bad words while company was there. He took the parrot and threw it in the freezer. He waited until the company left and felt bad that he left the parrot in the freezer so long. So, he went to the kitchen and opened the freezer.

The parrot walked out and said, "Please accept my apology for saying all of the bad words. I promise to never say any bad words again. All I want to know is what that turkey in the freezer did.   Grin

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« Reply #485 on: November 26, 2004, 12:34:06 AM »

Brothers and Sisters,

 Grin   Grin  Thanks for those laughs - I needed them.

Logic is a tweeting bird in a green meadow. - Mr. Spock

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« Reply #486 on: November 27, 2004, 06:03:37 AM »

Logic is a tweeting bird in a green meadow. - Mr. Spock

I dont think Mr. Spock got outside of the four walls enough Roll Eyes
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« Reply #487 on: November 27, 2004, 11:29:18 AM »


All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

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« Reply #488 on: November 27, 2004, 02:19:47 PM »


All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

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« Reply #489 on: November 27, 2004, 04:04:30 PM »


All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?

(Small Print:  Hiding)

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« Reply #490 on: November 27, 2004, 09:22:24 PM »

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  Huh

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« Reply #491 on: November 27, 2004, 11:02:22 PM »

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  Huh

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Yoyostick,

Grin  It's far to intellectual for my tastes.


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« Reply #492 on: November 28, 2004, 01:05:19 AM »

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  Huh

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Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
 
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« Reply #493 on: November 28, 2004, 01:38:14 PM »

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  Huh

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Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
 

Thanks so very much, DW. You've really cleared things up for me.  Cool
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« Reply #494 on: November 28, 2004, 08:07:43 PM »

Does anything in this thread make any sense?  Huh

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Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
 

Thanks so very much, DW. You've really cleared things up for me.  Cool
Your welcome, yoyo.

Now lets see if this works, from the site I am building.

http://www.freewebs.com/christanityrocks/kitty-laugh2.gif

Till I can figure out how the hot linking for my site works, I have to do this. Okay for right now you have to C&P the link to the address bar.
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