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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
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Reply #315 on:
October 18, 2004, 07:53:37 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 06:49:14 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 17, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
I'll kill it if you'll cook it!
who will pluck it
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There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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Reply #316 on:
October 18, 2004, 08:05:09 AM »
Quote from: Shylynne on October 18, 2004, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 06:49:14 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 17, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
I'll kill it if you'll cook it!
who will pluck it
I know people who'll do it!
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Brother Love
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
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(PeeeeYew!)
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Shammu
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B(asic) I(nstructions) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth)
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Reply #318 on:
October 22, 2004, 01:17:28 AM »
Quote from: Symphony on October 16, 2004, 07:48:27 PM
I'm not sure whom to arrest, so I guess I better go ahead ar- rest the whole bunch of you - public nuisance, vagrancy, idolness AND idleness(
), silliness, sinfulness(yeah, Judge, they're all just a bunch a sinners...
), conduct unbecoming a christian - bascially, Your Honor, the WHOLE NINE YARDS -
(just what is 'the whole nine yards' anyway...
)
:eek:
Aren't we all a bunch of sinners.
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Reply #319 on:
October 22, 2004, 01:17:58 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
That sounds good to me as well.
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Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:36:04 AM
Symphony needs to be in the slammer for his line:
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But how we dress IS the reflection of the heart...
And he needs to be sentenced to hours on end with pictures of big-hearted people in ugly, cheap clothing!
60 days in the slammer, wearing stripes. Designed by Martha Steward!!
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Reply #321 on:
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Quote from: Shylynne on October 18, 2004, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 06:49:14 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 17, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
I'll kill it if you'll cook it!
who will pluck it
I think Symphony, should pluck that fowl bird.
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Shammu
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Reply #322 on:
October 22, 2004, 01:25:02 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 08:05:09 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 18, 2004, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 06:49:14 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 17, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
I'll kill it if you'll cook it!
who will pluck it
I know people who'll do it!
So do I, Symphony should pluck the bird.
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Brother Love
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Jail
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October 22, 2004, 04:57:16 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 22, 2004, 01:25:02 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 08:05:09 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 18, 2004, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 18, 2004, 06:49:14 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 17, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
I'll kill it if you'll cook it!
who will pluck it
I know people who'll do it!
So do I, Symphony should pluck the bird.
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They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 22, 2004, 11:15:27 AM
They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.
Or a good hardhat.
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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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October 22, 2004, 02:11:21 PM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 22, 2004, 11:23:01 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 22, 2004, 11:15:27 AM
They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.
Or a good hardhat.
Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!
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October 22, 2004, 03:42:29 PM »
Quote from: sincereheart on October 22, 2004, 02:11:21 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 22, 2004, 11:23:01 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 22, 2004, 11:15:27 AM
They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.
Or a good hardhat.
Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!
Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a
male
female here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!
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sincereheart
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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Reply #328 on:
October 23, 2004, 07:16:13 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 22, 2004, 03:42:29 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 22, 2004, 02:11:21 PM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 22, 2004, 11:23:01 AM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 22, 2004, 11:15:27 AM
They serve emu, so Symphony has to catch it first, wrestle it, and then pluck it. May the force be with him. I hope that he has a good helmet.
Or a good hardhat.
Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a male here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!
Helmets? Hardhats? We're talking a
male
female here! Hard HEAD is more than enough protection!
Stop that!
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Brother Love
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
Jail
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October 23, 2004, 07:59:12 AM »
Hard Hats
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