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Haaaaaaa,
some day my grammar will be the NORM!
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Down he'a in the south you'll do just fine!
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Quote from: Reba on March 12, 2004, 09:34:23 AM
Haaaaaaa,
some day my grammar will be the NORM!
I be agin dem grammars 2. Donna turnem loos.
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"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.
HAG! (hides a grin)
*thinks sincereheart should be locked up for tipping her cup to such revoltin speels of biblical lawlessness!*
And God said "Let there be GENDERS!"
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"Gender-based" - That be one o' dem places tha' keep genders? I be agin' genders. They best keep dem genders locked up and away from my kin. They get loos and we makem ungenders or gendless an givem to tha gators.
'Scuse moi... that up yonder is a quote from our esteemed Moderator!
I really AM innocent!
Ummmm..... BEP, Sir? Shylynne thinks you oughtta be jailed!
I think it falls under gender abuse??
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Quote from: sincereheart on March 12, 2004, 08:29:21 AM
Cheers!
HIC!
ummmmmmm...a "HIC" is pretty good proof you aint no innnocent ma`am
(peeps from backwoods hick county`s knows a hiccup says as much as them thar fancy words the esteemed big shots uses)
methinks your in cahoots with the genderly abused
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Ummmm..... BEP, Sir? Shylynne thinks you oughtta be jailed! I think it falls under gender abuse??
Thar aint no law lik tha. Off to tha gendory fer ungending. Member, whin gends be outlawwed, only outlawws hav gends.
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BEP your a true blue lil mugwump
...the old tale is that a mugwump is a person sitting on the fence, with his mug on one side and his wump on the other.
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My jail thread...
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Quote from: Symphony on April 04, 2004, 09:41:46 PM
My jail thread...
Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,
You have been AWOL, and the court tried you in absentia. The court found you guilty and sentenced you to 3 days of changing the cyclops' diapers.
It's great to have you back.
PLZ wash your hands after each change.
Tom
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Quote from: blackeyedpeas on April 05, 2004, 03:32:01 AM
Oklahoma Howdy to Symphony,
You have been AWOL, and the court tried you in absentia. The court found you guilty and sentenced you to 3 days of changing the cyclops' diapers.
It's great to have you back.
PLZ wash your hands after each change.
Tom
Cruel and unusual punishment!! (
Very
unusual.)
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Cruel and unusual punishment!! (Very unusual.)
Oklahoa Howdy to Willowbirch,
I really think that you are correct. If Whitehorse sends cyclops off on vacation, the sentence can't be carried out.
In fact, where is Whitehorse? Is Whitehorse AWOL?
At this rate, the jail will be full.
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Put the cuffs on em!
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Quote from: ollie on April 21, 2004, 06:50:47 PM
Put the cuffs on em!
COOL! - If Whitehorse doesn't get back quick, you look like a promising candidate to run the jail.
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