Little Tommy (who is Jewish) was doing very badly in math. His parents
had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning
centers, in short, everything they could think of.  Finally, in a
last-ditch effort,
they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.
 
After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on
his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went
straight to
his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over
the
room and little Tommy was hard at work.
 
His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her shock,
the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in
no
time he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for
some
time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all
the
difference.
 
Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly laid it
on the table and went up to his room and hit the books.
With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her
surprise!!!!!!!!, little Tommy got an "A" in math. She could no longer
hold her curiosity.
 
 
She went to his room and said: "Son, whaaaat was it? Was it the
nuns??" Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, no.
 
"Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the
structure, the uniforms? WHHHHAAAATTTT was it?"
 
Little Tommy looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school,
when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling
around."


IT STILL ADDS UP TO JESUS

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the
rancher was going to bring yet another bull
onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a
discussion among them.

First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here
5 years. Once we settled our differences,
we agreed on which 100 of the cows would
be mine. Now, I don't know where this new-
comer is going to get HIS cows but I aint'
givin' him any of mine."

Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me,
too. I've been here 3 years and have earned
my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine.

I'll fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M
KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so
far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to
"take care of". I may not be as big as you fellows
(yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST
keep all MY cows."


They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-
wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only
ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-Another- Bull
these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step
he took toward the ground  strained the steel ramp to
the breaking point.

First Bull: "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some
time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I
think I can spare a few for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if
I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM.
I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and
find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, let me give you some advice real quick.
Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just
making sure he knows I'M A BULL!"

whoa ...slow down a bit here lol...I was talking about um...female problems...and men running from them ...(not that i` wouldnt run too if i was a man LOL) I neer meant to imply men arn`t a wonderful species forrest...I dont always understand your species but wonderful just the same  

 

            IrishAngel;
        Don't worry we don't understand females, and some times we don't understand our selfs.

so...your telling me....GUYS SHOO!  means nothing to you?

 

   No it meens that I should pay closer att.

Yes, the ladies have to go through a lot...

    And unloving or uncareing husbands don't help. Yes I do know that they do exsist a lot more than the ones like me do, unfortunetly.

This is for those who think my main goal and purpose here should be to please THEM  

        IrishAngel;
     If you try to please GOD first the other will take care of themselfs GOD should be first in our lifes

           TigerLily;
       Thankyou it is beutiful, and thought provoking.

oh yes Forrest ...one body...until it comes to pregnancy...mamograms...all the FUN female stuff...then you men know how to make yourselves scarce  LOL  

         IrishAngel;
      Even though we are friends you really don't Know me that well, I have no problem understanding that with the hormones of pregnancy or your mounthly cycle that you get moody, need help, at time need extra rest, as for the mamograms I've taken my mother and stayed and waited then and also for her pap. as for the" fun female stuff" we men also have health problems also.

from personal experience I ask...

why would anyone want to act like a adult

     As a witness to both your children, and the lost after all why would the lost want to come to Christ if thoughs that are to show the way are childish bickering nitpickers, would you lessen? or would you go to your parents for help if they acted more childish than you?

      ROM 12:5 So we, [being] many, are one body in Christ, and every one members one of another.

    Welcome My Sisters we are of one body Welcome

    2COR 5:17 Therefore if any man [be] in Christ, [he is] a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

       

4/ 13/ 03 ; Jeff Gorden  oh well

AHHH Forrest...clinks cups  ...the drink of the Gods  

hey nice to see you again!


psst...should I tell symphony i`m a health nut who drinks coffee...and if he adds a apple to the carrots its even better  

   " Clink"   Have you canucks warmed up yet, or are you still snowed in?
    Hey Symphony how you doing?

      Irish Angel;
   I sent this to TigerLily this morning just after midnight.

       TigerLily;
      Your headed? Your still young I'm 47 I'm right in the middle of it