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« on: December 11, 2003, 05:00:29 PM »

Read first, then look at the picture.

What happens when you have

  1) nothing to do

  2) a sharp knife

  3) a large lime

  4) a cat

  5) too much tequila

  6) and it's football season?



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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2003, 05:30:00 PM »

RRRRROOOOOFFFFFLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLL  CRYING  with cat, and dog trying to see what is wrong with me.
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2003, 06:32:48 PM »

Heehee: the cat looks singularly impressed...
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2003, 07:36:25 AM »


Awwwww, wook at da putty tat!


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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2003, 04:46:44 PM »

Step 5 would, I think, be the most necessary one there.
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2003, 05:59:16 PM »

Step 5 would, I think, be the most necessary one there.
Hm, probably right. Of course, you'd have to be sober enough to operate the camera...
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2003, 05:59:02 PM »

This is a solemn warning to today's youth.

Drugs are not "cool".

Popularity isn't worth risking your life or the lives of others.

Even if you don't have a drug "addiction", the effects can last your entire life.

I show you this picture, not for the shock value, but as a warning that might save your life.

This may not be proper viewing material for young children. Parents, please use caution.












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