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Title: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on January 04, 2007, 08:34:53 PM
Rules
1.Marco evolution is a fact (you know "after their kind")
but others like cosmic evolution, chemical evolution, organic evolution, micro evolution and so on are blind faith.
2.Write many as you want. :D

then it must be........

Some humans had tail and even today!

A whale walking on land, trying to be like their grandparents: a cows. :D

A cows don't exist anymore, they just died out few 10 to 15 Mya ago,
how I know this? Well because I'm god...I mean scientist :D 

 

 


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: nChrist on January 04, 2007, 09:33:45 PM
 ;D

I'm still trying to evolve. I know because my wife just told me today to stop acting like an ape in the house.   ;D


Things have progressed a little bit. The first progress I noticed was the loss of fur in some areas. This is really great because it doesn't cost me nearly as much when I go to the barber. It's really kind of embarrassing to tell the barber in front of everyone ,"Make it light around the legs."   ;D


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on January 04, 2007, 11:23:00 PM
lol!
You evolve? Let wait few Mya, I remain wait and study you It till you'll change into cool new species. You better not die on me! >:( Don't worry I'm scientist and a "scientist" had all answer and we had power to see future and past!
For reason I study you? It because I want money too.


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on January 10, 2007, 08:09:48 PM
Does anyone every see a fish with leg on anywhere on realty? (Note: frog is not a fish)

Fools always say "There is over one thousand gods" Well, they right. Because it seem most people are worship to T.V., Is not really thousand, Is six Billions or over! Because everyone is a gods!


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on February 16, 2007, 07:29:40 AM
Hey look up at second heaven, Look at the red dot. That where mighty Big Bang born.
 


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: lollynyc on February 20, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
If evolution were true we might slightly resemble MONKEYS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Who ever heard of a human being looking anything like a gorilla!? Can you imagine if we walked around like monkeys on our feet? And used our hands to eat our food? And carried our babies in our arms on our hips? Hilarious!! Thank the 6 lb 8 oz Jesus we aren't anything like that!


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: airIam2worship on February 21, 2007, 09:05:44 AM


Things have progressed a little bit. The first progress I noticed was the loss of fur in some areas. This is really great because it doesn't cost me nearly as much when I go to the barber. It's really kind of embarrassing to tell the barber in front of everyone ,"Make it light around the legs."   ;D

Have you noticed?? When men start going bald they start growing hair out of their ears and nose LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on February 26, 2007, 09:33:48 PM
Oh Mya, Oh Mya Darwin! Who saved us from Truth and future of fire from sky! Even known if happen we just image ourself somewhere.

Note-Mya mean "million years ago"

And earth itself is no longing blue and green, because is overcrowd of people(I don't know what it look like, but for sure is very ugly)


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: islandboy on March 29, 2007, 03:16:44 PM
If evolution were true that would explain the state of the world today. Our main motto's would be, "See no Evil", Hear no Evil, and "Speak no evil", at least not in public. And of course the excuse for bad behavior would have to be "Monkey see, so Monkey do". We would be hunched over walking on our knuckles or eating bananas while swinging through the trees following would be Tarzen"s.


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: nChrist on March 29, 2007, 04:26:53 PM
If evolution were true that would explain the state of the world today. Our main motto's would be, "See no Evil", Hear no Evil, and "Speak no evil", at least not in public. And of course the excuse for bad behavior would have to be "Monkey see, so Monkey do". We would be hunched over walking on our knuckles or eating bananas while swinging through the trees following would be Tarzen"s.

 ;D   ;D   ROFL!

BUT, I do walk hunched over on my knuckles and eat bananas. I just can't swing through the trees anymore because of back problems.


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: ravenloche on April 08, 2007, 03:59:31 PM
Have you noticed?? When men start going bald they start growing hair out of their ears and nose LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D

we are not going bald, our hair just started growing down instead of up! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on April 10, 2007, 11:25:42 AM
;D   ;D   ROFL!

BUT, I do walk hunched over on my knuckles and eat bananas. I just can't swing through the trees anymore because of back problems.

LOL! back pain.....lol

My turn! I'm a "atheist" and big bang don't exist because no one saw one or met! Plus
Darwin is just guy who made up story from his own imaginary. Come on, people! STOP BELIEVE ON  their imaginary friends and their fairy tale's!


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on April 08, 2008, 09:47:03 AM
The rocks! (http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff133/onionethan/onion_Emoticons/001_.gif)They...they......ARE ALIVE!!!!(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff133/onionethan/onion_Emoticons/006_.gif)


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Shammu on April 09, 2008, 12:21:45 AM
we are not going bald, our hair just started growing down instead of up! ;D ;D ;D

Is that what happens........................ ;D ;D ;D ;) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Brother Jerry on April 09, 2008, 09:09:23 AM
Whew! Finally got this post done...you know I have been randomly striking my keyboard to type this message for millions of years.  Did I get it write?


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: nChrist on April 09, 2008, 03:08:39 PM
 ;D   ;D

My hoofs get tired. It would be nice it they would go ahead and finish evolving. AND, my gills are a real annoyance. I don't know why, but I have this urge to gallop off and jump into the sea.

(Small Print:   ;D  )


Title: Re: "What if evolution were true?" (game)
Post by: Pizza_Mahal on April 09, 2008, 06:52:05 PM
Whew! Finally got this post done...you know I have been randomly striking my keyboard to type this message for millions of years.  Did I get it write?
It is amazing, that keybroad  didn't change for over millions of years.

we are not going bald, our hair just started growing down instead of up! ;D ;D ;D

I wonder, what we evolve to?

;D   ;D

My hoofs get tired. It would be nice it they would go ahead and finish evolving. AND, my gills are a real annoyance. I don't know why, but I have this urge to gallop off and jump into the sea.

(Small Print:   ;D  )

I wonder IF we don't; I hope is not death, if it is then we won't be here in frist place!