Well I did say it to get a reaction michael_legna and you kindly obliged. I was the same as you when I was a young Christian [ah! those were the days] but now when I have learned more sense I realize my error.
I could quote sites that say that all modern translations are the work of the devil and they are prepared to advance arguments to that effect; but in my opinion that is a little extreme. However the Authorised version is the one that sticks in peoples' minds and that is why I use it. In an age when there has never been such a preponderance of bibles there has never been such a gross misinterpretation of scripture.
God Bless
If it was good enough for St Paul—it's good enough for me. Just in case you are tempted to rise to the bait again—that was an old joke. LOL
Alice folded her hands, and began: --
1 "You are old, father William," the young man said,
2 "And your hair has become very white;
3 And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
4 Do you think, at your age, it is right?"
5 "In my youth," father William replied to his son,
6 "I feared it would injure the brain;
7 But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
8 Why, I do it again and again."
9 "You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
10 And have grown most uncommonly fat;
11 Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --
12 Pray, what is the reason of that?"
13 "In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
14 "I kept all my limbs very supple
15 By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --
16 Allow me to sell you a couple."
17 "You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
18 For anything tougher than suet;
19 Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --
20 Pray, how did you manage to do it?"
21 "In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
22 And argued each case with my wife;
23 And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
24 Has lasted the rest of my life."
25 "You are old," said the youth; one would hardly suppose
26 That your eye was as steady as ever;
27 Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --
28 What made you so awfully clever?"
29 "I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
30 Said his father; "don't give yourself airs!
31 Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
32 Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"