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TigerLily
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Laugh often,long & loud.Laugh until you feel it!
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October 12, 2004, 11:16:20 PM »
DreamWeaver, it appears that you are surrounded and in a bad way.
Then, off in the distance I see a charge of the mounted canuckians (on stick horses).
ROFL Good heavens beps... You are a riot!!
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Remember that tho the storms of life may rage & stir things up, cause chaos and at times many hurts, etc...In the end, It can unearth the most beautiful of treasure! Keep Holding on to Jesus thru the storm & He will indeed show you the beauty of life after its all settled & peaceful, Its His Plan!
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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October 13, 2004, 07:59:22 AM »
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 12, 2004, 01:20:54 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 12, 2004, 04:45:47 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 11, 2004, 02:42:01 PM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 11, 2004, 02:30:02 PM
ROFL - Ya'll are killin' me.
DreamWeaver, it appears that you are surrounded and in a bad way.
Then, off in the distance I see a charge of the mounted canuckians (on stick horses).
Yes they have surrounded me,(sincereheart, Shylynne, and tigerlily) but I refuse to give up.
Lord give me strength
sincereheart, Shylynne, and tigerlily, I have something for you three.
Oops, sorry Tom
>:(HEY!!
What??
CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4! CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4!
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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
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October 14, 2004, 11:57:30 AM »
Quote from: sincereheart on October 13, 2004, 07:59:22 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 12, 2004, 01:20:54 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 12, 2004, 04:45:47 AM
Quote from: DreamWeaver on October 11, 2004, 02:42:01 PM
Quote from: blackeyedpeas on October 11, 2004, 02:30:02 PM
ROFL - Ya'll are killin' me.
DreamWeaver, it appears that you are surrounded and in a bad way.
Then, off in the distance I see a charge of the mounted canuckians (on stick horses).
Yes they have surrounded me,(sincereheart, Shylynne, and tigerlily) but I refuse to give up.
Lord give me strength
sincereheart, Shylynne, and tigerlily, I have something for you three.
Oops, sorry Tom
>:(HEY!!
What??
CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4! CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4!
ROFL! MAN DOWN!
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
Symphony
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I'm a llama!
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October 16, 2004, 07:48:27 PM »
I'm not sure whom to arrest, so I guess I better go ahead ar- rest the whole bunch of you - public nuisance, vagrancy, idolness AND idleness(
), silliness, sinfulness(yeah, Judge, they're all just a bunch a sinners...
), conduct unbecoming a christian - bascially, Your Honor, the WHOLE NINE YARDS -
(just what is 'the whole nine yards' anyway...
)
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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
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OBJECTION!
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
nChrist
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May God Lead And Guide Us All
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Symphony,
ROFL - I guess that we all report to jail - 3 hots and a cot - all FREE! BUT PLEASE!!!! - Don't put me in the same institution with Martha Stewart! I don't want to learn how to sew pretty designs on my prison clothes.
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Kristi Ann
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John 9:1-5 KJV
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just throw ne in the nut house Padded Room and leave me there, be sure to throw away the keys!
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Shylynne
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
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OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
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Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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Symphony needs to be in the slammer for his line:
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But how we dress IS the reflection of the heart...
And he needs to be sentenced to hours on end with pictures of big-hearted people in ugly, cheap clothing!
And he needs to write an essay on the richness of Christ versus His earthly goods when He walked.
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"FAITH ALONE IN CHRIST ALONE"
Jail
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Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:36:04 AM
Symphony needs to be in the slammer for his line:
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But how we dress IS the reflection of the heart...
And he needs to be sentenced to hours on end with pictures of big-hearted people in ugly, cheap clothing!
And he needs to write an essay on the richness of Christ versus His earthly goods when He walked.
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Oh that I might kiss the feet of God!
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Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
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“Christianity isn't all that complicated … it's Jesus.” — Joni Eareckson Tada
There is no force on earth as powerful as one human soul set ablaze with the Spirit of God - Shylynne
Symphony
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I'm a llama!
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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Quote from: Shylynne on October 17, 2004, 03:04:00 PM
Quote from: sincereheart on October 17, 2004, 07:15:54 AM
Quote from: Shylynne on October 16, 2004, 08:10:32 PM
OH for 3 free hots I am willing to UNobject
Amen! Someone else to cook and bring it to me? I'm there!
I was going to suggest you cook cause I love hot turkeys...and I hear you live in wild turkey heaven
I'll kill it if you'll cook it!
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"and with His stripes we are healed." Isaiah 53:5
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