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This is cute.
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
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Kris777
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Well! Women do!!!
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Quote from: Kris777 on April 29, 2006, 10:18:16 AM
Well! Women
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Quote from: Pastor Roger on April 29, 2006, 11:18:09 AM
Smart guy.
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Smart guy.
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Those are great. I like "better be a reward."
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REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month
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Good for this guy apparently he's smarter than she is cause she married
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The Children were all lined up in the cafeteria lunch line at a Christian School, the lunch monitor posted a note on the large basket of apples it read: "Take only one, God is watching". At the other end there was a large plate with chocolate chip cookies, on it a child had posted a note which read: "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."
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