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31  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:Cats are Evil! on: July 18, 2004, 04:36:42 PM
You respond with 'traces of nuts'??!!  Angry What are you saying here?  Angry


 Grin
Actually, I didn't mean a thing. Honest.

I just happened to be eating nuts. Walnuts.


Actually, I live in the same house as Willow, and that container DOES have that on it. It'sh shilly.
32  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:I'M A MOMMY! OF 2!! Samson & Delilah!! on: July 18, 2004, 04:29:29 PM
Hehe!  Cheesy
33  Theology / General Theology / Re:What are ghosts? on: July 17, 2004, 09:39:14 PM
Hi there, my time on the 'puter is swiftly running out, so I didn't take time to read everything, and I probably shouldn't, anyway, because I find, unfortunatly, ghost stories irresistable, read them, then sit in bed all night praying fervently while clutching the cat because of my silly, stupid folly.

Anyway, I might find the answer as I scan ewhat has already been said tomorrow, but, shall we then be frightened of ghosts? I believe, in all my un-wiseness and not-knowingness, that they are demons, or angels, sometimes. Angels would be too frightening in they're natural form, and demons might even kill us with fear, because you would think they would carry with them glimpses of the horrors of hell, or something.
I had a story once, (Most are NOT true, I know) where a man was visiting a VERY distraught frind of his, and they were sitting on the couch, and he was facing the turned-off TV, when he noticed reflections of some kind of haze...well, to make a long story short, he began seeing in the reflective screen views of flames and some sort of ghoul.

One note before I leave, Satan can take on many forms.
He can take on the form of the enticing seductress, the evil, red, pointy tailed demon....and an angel of light. He is very crafty. I wouldn't put it above him to even take the forms of pleasing, comforting forms, like comforting 'ghosts'.

(You just watch. I'll be cranky tomorrow because I was scared stiff all night for no reason. I have NEVER had an accounter with the supernatural that I could see, and I pray, *Really, I pray* that I never will.)
34  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:A VIRTUAL PLASTIC CHURCH on: July 16, 2004, 04:49:33 PM
........wow........







BTW...she needs to get out more!  Wink
35  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:I'M A MOMMY! OF 2!! Samson & Delilah!! on: July 16, 2004, 04:25:49 PM
Hehehe! And what's he doing in that last one? Eating your camera so you won't take any more embaressing pics?

 Wink
36  Theology / Debate / Re:HOT DOGS on: July 16, 2004, 04:12:09 PM
NORMAL Hot Dogs I like pretty well, but we get the low-fat, or turkey hot dogs.  Tongue Not too great. I always exult when I can have a REAL hot dog. Mmmm.


(But, pizza's better!)
37  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:post your joke here ;) on: July 07, 2004, 09:33:28 PM
A man goes to his Docter, and says sadly, "You know, I think my wife is going deaf! I try and tell her things, and she doesn't even respond."
"Well," Said the Dr., "Stand 5 feet away from her tonight, and ask her what's for supper. If she doesn't respond, stand 3 feet away and ask. If she still doesn't respond, stand right behind her and ask."

So the man went home and later that night, he stood 5 feet away from her as she stood at the counter chopping some vegetables, and said, "Honey, what's for supper?" After waiting a moment without any response, he stands 3 feet away, and says, "Honey, what's for supper?" Nothing happens, and so he sighs and gets right behind her.
"Honey, what's for supper?" He asked.
His wife turned around, and said, "For the last time, I said CHICKEN!"
38  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:Cats are Evil! on: June 20, 2004, 01:12:12 PM
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Them's some skeery kitties!  

Let me send you a picture of our cat, Eeky, doing one of her MILD glares. THAT will knock you off your chair!

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YIKES! There's a picture I wish hadn't worked. I'll have to go hide under my bed and cry for awhile.      

Me too.


39  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:Cats are Evil! on: June 16, 2004, 09:06:03 AM
Who would want this:



When you could have this:


 Tongue























40  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:My cat poem on: June 15, 2004, 08:09:14 PM



"Pleeeeeeaaassee?! Pleeeaaaassee?!"
41  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:Cats are Evil! on: June 15, 2004, 07:49:04 PM


42  Entertainment / Animals and Pets / Re:Cats are Evil! on: June 15, 2004, 04:16:16 PM
I agree with you there, Saph.  Grin

(But, I do love my doggy. He's a big, goofy, huggy-huggy dog.)
43  Entertainment / Movies / Re:Toy Story with a Twist on: June 15, 2004, 03:58:30 PM
 Grin
44  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:Happy Berfday Willowbirch on: June 14, 2004, 06:23:31 PM


Pheeeeeet!



45  Fellowship / You name it!! / Re:New Movie SAVED raises questions on: June 14, 2004, 06:12:47 PM
Oklahoma Howdy to All,

I don't go to many movies, mainly because I just don't have the money and sometimes because I have no interest in worldly movies that are a mockery of Christ and the teachings of the Holy Bible. If I want to laugh, it will not be at the expense of Christ or the teachings of the Holy Bible. I wouldn't see this movie if it was free. Think whatever you wish of me, but what I read about this movie indicates the devil working in a sly way to discourage and confuse our Christian young people. So, I would consider it garbage.

Love In Christ,
Tom


Amen.
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