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Title: Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Heidi on September 23, 2003, 11:01:53 PM
It seems that the atheists have left en masse. I wonder if they knew each other. The disputes have lessened for the most part. Di we scare them off or did they just lose interest?


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Willowbirch on September 24, 2003, 06:50:20 AM
Its just the holidays, that's all. (Tuesday was Fall Equinox.)  :)


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 24, 2003, 05:30:25 PM
Its just the holidays, that's all. (Tuesday was Fall Equinox.)  :)

lol  ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Whitehorse on September 24, 2003, 08:26:09 PM
Its just the holidays, that's all. (Tuesday was Fall Equinox.)  :)

 :D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Heidi on September 24, 2003, 11:08:55 PM
I suppose we'll get them back during the full moon.


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 25, 2003, 08:43:07 AM
Why? Are they were-atheist or something? ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Heidi on September 26, 2003, 12:37:01 PM
Forgive my ignorance, Tibby, but i don't understand your question.


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 26, 2003, 01:13:11 PM
No problem *slaps Heidi with fish*

Think of a Were-wolf. You said they would come back on a full moon, a comment on what Willow said, and Were-wolves turn into the Wolves half during a full moon, so I though "hey, they are were-atheists"  ;D Ok, ok it was bad, I know. *Slaps everyone who thinks my joke is bad with a large tuna (except for Willow, who is exempt from Tuna slappings because she is 19 year old blonde, like me)*  ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Willowbirch on September 26, 2003, 04:27:46 PM
No problem *slaps Heidi with fish*

Think of a Were-wolf. You said they would come back on a full moon, a comment on what Willow said, and Were-wolves turn into the Wolves half during a full moon, so I though "hey, they are were-atheists"  ;D Ok, ok it was bad, I know. *Slaps everyone who thinks my joke is bad with a large tuna (except for Willow, who is exempt from Tuna slappings because she is 19 year old blonde, like me)*  ;D
One thing I fail to understand is, why fish-slapping? I believe pickles should have equal rights in this. They are just as funny as fish. Were-pickles are even funnier.


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Whitehorse on September 26, 2003, 04:52:26 PM
The reason the atheists were here was eliminated. They came to create a disturbance, and when Tom helped us get rid of their abusive behavior, all the fun went out of it and they left. Some were banned. :)


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 26, 2003, 06:07:52 PM
Because I say so, and I'm right. No use arguing. Besides, I feed all the pickles to the Tuna, it makes them grow bigger. ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Willowbirch on September 26, 2003, 06:41:38 PM
Because I say so, and I'm right. No use arguing. Besides, I feed all the pickles to the Tuna, it makes them grow bigger. ;D
Hopefully it also makes them funnier.


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Saved_4ever on September 30, 2003, 07:16:55 AM
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Were-pickles are even funnier.

If you have hair on your pickle, you have a problem.  hehe


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: AAAAmember on September 30, 2003, 07:59:51 AM
The reason the atheists were here was eliminated. They came to create a disturbance, and when Tom helped us get rid of their abusive behavior, all the fun went out of it and they left. Some were banned. :)

Not all of them were banned.  ;)


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 30, 2003, 09:13:26 AM
Saved- Nah, just get the Gellett, codliver oil, and the Mach 3 triple blade action razer, and BAM, you got a bald pickle! 8)

AAAA- Sure they where ;) DOn't be silly  ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: AAAAmember on September 30, 2003, 09:46:01 AM
Tibby - learn how to spell.

And I'm not banned. :) So ha.

~AAAA


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 30, 2003, 12:48:59 PM
waste of time. I've gotten this far with out good spelling. ;D Low paid school teachers are the only ones who need to spell ;) Big bill Gates unleashed Windows onto the world, and he is one of the richest men today ;) I think "An illegal operantion as occured" after your done with a 12 page paper, when you forgot to save is a little  bit larger then correct spelling in a backwoods Forum ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tibby on September 30, 2003, 12:50:36 PM
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Tibby - learn how to spell.

waste of time. I've gotten this far with out good spelling. ;D Low paid school teachers are the only ones who need to spell ;) Big bill Gates unleashed Windows onto the world, and he is one of the richest men today ;) I think "An illegal operantion as occured" after your done with a 12 page paper, when you forgot to save is a little  bit larger then correct spelling in a backwoods Forum ;D So HA

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And I'm not banned. :) So ha.


We misssed one, grab her! ;D lol


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tamara on October 01, 2003, 08:56:28 PM
Hi Tibby!

I reckon they might be holding a big atheist meeting. When was the last full moon? Anybody know?


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: peachykeen on October 06, 2003, 10:47:23 PM
LOL you guys are so weird (scroll down and read other replies)


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tamara on October 07, 2003, 07:48:58 AM
Does read funny doesn't it Peachy!! ;D


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: ollie on October 09, 2003, 07:35:58 PM
Let us pray that they heard and believed and are now posting as Christians. There has been some new members in the last week or so.

There is nothing quite so wonderful as a non believer becoming a believer and the power of God's word taking over their life in the born again process and the new creature arising out of the death of sin. Free at last!


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tamara on October 10, 2003, 02:10:03 AM
AMAZING OLLIE!! I was just thinking that as I clicked onto the url in my email!!
But, I often wonder why atheists do join christian forums.  Sometimes I think they may just be lonely lost souls trying to find God, as, there are atheist forums too I believe??
Of course there may be the odd ones who want to try to stir up trouble, but, it does make me wonder...

Love...Tamara


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Willowbirch on October 15, 2003, 06:02:30 PM
Yes! Were-atheists may be funny, but Ollie's idea is wonderful! I've been prayin' for their salvation! (prayin' for you too, AAAAmember, LOL - ow! don't hit me!)

(P.S. I think the last full moon was earlier this week.)


Title: Re:Where have all the atheists gone?
Post by: Tamara on October 15, 2003, 07:58:48 PM
Yes! The last full moon WAS early last week!  I wonder why they were all so quiet during the full moon?  Many can be brought to Jesus and are sensible enough to be taught.  But others...there is no way to teach them anything.  And, because they are Godless, they prefer their Godless world.
And, to today's shame...too many people want a Godless world.

Love...Tamara.