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« Reply #135 on: October 12, 2005, 10:15:31 PM »


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I would rather watch corn grow.


A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.


Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.



No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm. Cheesy

Those are good, too, but they grow better when planted separate from the corn.


But the cat keeps the crows away. They sit in the corn field, waiting, watching.  When I had the strawberrys planted else where, the crows, and other birds got my strawberries. Cry
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« Reply #136 on: October 12, 2005, 10:27:03 PM »


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I would rather watch corn grow.


A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.


Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.



No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm. Cheesy

Those are good, too, but they grow better when planted separate from the corn.


But the cat keeps the crows away. They sit in the corn field, waiting, watching.  When I had the strawberrys planted else where, the crows, and other birds got my strawberries. Cry

Thats what tin pie pans and string are for.

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« Reply #137 on: October 12, 2005, 10:39:47 PM »


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I would rather watch corn grow.


A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.


Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.



No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm. Cheesy

Those are good, too, but they grow better when planted separate from the corn.


But the cat keeps the crows away. They sit in the corn field, waiting, watching.  When I had the strawberrys planted else where, the crows, and other birds got my strawberries. Cry

Thats what tin pie pans and string are for.


That doesn't work, not even a large, stuffed great horned owl scares the crows away. The cats, how ever do. Grin
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« Reply #138 on: October 12, 2005, 11:42:15 PM »


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I would rather watch corn grow.


A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.


Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.



No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm. Cheesy

Those are good, too, but they grow better when planted separate from the corn.


But the cat keeps the crows away. They sit in the corn field, waiting, watching.  When I had the strawberrys planted else where, the crows, and other birds got my strawberries. Cry

Thats what tin pie pans and string are for.


That doesn't work, not even a large, stuffed great horned owl scares the crows away. The cats, how ever do. Grin

A shotgun works pretty good, too.



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« Reply #139 on: October 12, 2005, 11:44:15 PM »


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I would rather watch corn grow.


A great past time sport. I miss doing that.It is especailly good toward the end of the growing season when there is a watermelon patch in the middle of the corn field.


Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm.



No, a strawberry patch, which I started picking today. Hmmmmmm   mmmmmmmm. Cheesy

Those are good, too, but they grow better when planted separate from the corn.


But the cat keeps the crows away. They sit in the corn field, waiting, watching.  When I had the strawberrys planted else where, the crows, and other birds got my strawberries. Cry

Thats what tin pie pans and string are for.


That doesn't work, not even a large, stuffed great horned owl scares the crows away. The cats, how ever do. Grin

A shotgun works pretty good, too.




Yes, but not if you can't, shoot a shotgun no more.
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« Reply #140 on: October 13, 2005, 03:11:32 AM »

Dreamweaver,

I'm a city boy, so I would set up radar-guided flame-throwers to take care of those crows.

If that didn't work, I would go to the store and buy strawberries.  Grin
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« Reply #141 on: October 13, 2005, 07:47:39 AM »

MMMM strawberries, yummy.  with fresh cut up pineapple chunks, and kiwi.  or with sliced bananas.  yummy
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« Reply #142 on: October 13, 2005, 09:56:26 AM »

Football is a must.  Gladiator is a must.  NASCAR is a bit rednecked.   Grin  Wrestling I have to leave out because of the managers.   Smiley  No.  I need me, ESPN, and Lumberjack Competitions.  Boxing.  Ultimate Fighting Matches.  Basically bashing and bleeding.   Grin harghargh!

Allinall you, are being charged with enjoying violence. Guilty, Guilty, I say!!!
How do you plea??

GUILTY!!!!   Grin
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« Reply #143 on: October 13, 2005, 11:08:07 AM »

Your sentence is reduced you, must post no less than 100 posts a day   Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #144 on: October 13, 2005, 11:44:47 AM »

100 per day?? Whew, I would never catch up!  Wink Wink Grin Grin

Only 19 more to go, Allinall.

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« Reply #145 on: October 13, 2005, 11:53:39 AM »

Dreamweaver,

I'm a city boy, so I would set up radar-guided flame-throwers to take care of those crows.

If that didn't work, I would go to the store and buy strawberries.  Grin
But out of the patch taste better. Also I don't use chemicals, on my strawberries. Grin
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« Reply #146 on: October 13, 2005, 11:54:41 AM »

MMMM strawberries, yummy.  with fresh cut up pineapple chunks, and kiwi.  or with sliced bananas.  yummy
And they are fresh, I just had some this morning. I also picked a cantolope, this morning. Grin
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« Reply #147 on: October 13, 2005, 11:55:13 AM »

Football is a must.  Gladiator is a must.  NASCAR is a bit rednecked.   Grin  Wrestling I have to leave out because of the managers.   Smiley  No.  I need me, ESPN, and Lumberjack Competitions.  Boxing.  Ultimate Fighting Matches.  Basically bashing and bleeding.   Grin harghargh!

Allinall you, are being charged with enjoying violence. Guilty, Guilty, I say!!!
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GUILTY!!!!   Grin
About time! Wink Grin
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« Reply #148 on: October 13, 2005, 11:55:51 AM »

Your sentence is reduced you, must post no less than 100 posts a day   Grin Grin Grin
Huh His sentence should be 3 posts, for the next week! Angry
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« Reply #149 on: October 13, 2005, 11:57:11 AM »

100 per day?? Whew, I would never catch up!  Wink Wink Grin Grin
I think that is Maria, idea of catching you Pastor Roger. Sad
Only 19 more to go, Allinall.


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