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Hearing Aid
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a
number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was
able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that
allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and
the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must
be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh , I haven't told my family yet. I
just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've
changed my will three times!"
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Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth thy Lord Jesus and believe in thy heart that God hath raised Him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."
Jesus is our first, last and only hope. Without Him we would be nothing.
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Now that is funny.
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Those smilies look like they are bipolar are something. Sorry but that is what first pops in my head. It's cute.
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Quote from: Kris777 on August 17, 2006, 01:59:31 AM
Those smilies look like they are bipolar are something. Sorry but that is what first pops in my head. It's cute.
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I am unlike most fathers. What I would like my children to have more of is crowns to lay at Jesus feet.
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Quote from: Kris777 on August 17, 2006, 01:59:31 AM
Those smilies look like they are bipolar are something. Sorry but that is what first pops in my head. It's cute.
Now THAT is a hoot
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