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Title: God and a scientist
Post by: ibTina on July 06, 2006, 07:52:37 AM
 

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,

"Lord, we  don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured
out a way to create life out of nothing.

In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

 "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the

likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting . Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
                                             
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/tinabaran/rosecross1.gif)


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: Rookieupgrade1 on July 06, 2006, 08:15:42 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/kitty-laugh2.gif)

 ;D


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: Shammu on July 06, 2006, 08:23:08 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/kitty-laugh2.gif)

 ;D
Swiping my cat huh??  Well all I have to say is..............
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/DreamWeaver000/neener.gif)


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: Rookieupgrade1 on July 06, 2006, 08:27:22 AM
Yep.......LOL


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: Shammu on July 06, 2006, 08:35:47 AM
Yep.......LOL

(http://bestsmileys.com/tongs/2.gif)


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: Rookieupgrade1 on July 06, 2006, 08:55:36 AM
 ;D


I might even swipe that one ;D


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: airIam2worship on July 06, 2006, 08:56:37 AM


God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,

"Lord, we  don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured
out a way to create life out of nothing.

In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

 "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the

likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting . Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
                                             
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b207/tinabaran/rosecross1.gif)


 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: God and a scientist
Post by: Amorus on July 07, 2006, 03:06:06 PM
LOL....... :D