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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Hearing Aid
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on: August 17, 2006, 01:37:56 AM
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------------------------- Hearing Aid -------------------------
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh , I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re: How did we survive????
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on: August 17, 2006, 01:11:52 AM
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I could sing for you guys.( Clears throat, Me me me me meeee!!!)
For some funny reason my cat likes it when I sing. She will jump up on the bed purring. I think that God and her are the very few that actually likes my singing. Hey I know how to get rid of door to door sales men now.
How old is your computer DW?
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Entertainment / Music / Re: What are you listening to right now.
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on: August 17, 2006, 12:22:27 AM
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Redeemer by Nicole C. Mullen
Who taught the sun where to stand in the morning Who told the ocean you an only come this far? Who showed the moon where to hide 'til evening Whose words alone can catch a falling star?
Well I know my Redeemer lives I know my Redeemer lives All of creation testify This life within me cries I know my Redeemer lives
The very same God that spins things in orbit He runs to the weary, the worn and the weak And the same gentle hands that hold me when I'm broken They conquered death to bring me victory
Well I know my Redeemer lives I know my Redeemer lives All of creation testify This life within me cries I know my Redeemer lives
To take away my shame And He lives forever I'll proclaim That the payment for my sin Was the precious life He gave But now He's alive And there's an empty grave.
Well I know my Redeemer lives I know my Redeemer lives All of creation testify This life within me cries I know my Redeemer lives _____________________________________
All I can say, is AMEN!!
This is one of my favorite songs. I only have like 30+ favorite ones.
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re: How did we survive????
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on: August 16, 2006, 02:06:14 PM
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He has been in some pain, I haven't heard from him in a few days. I also know that he was going to have surgery, on his gut. I just don't know when it is to take place.
I'll be praying for him. It's good that he is finally having that surgery. I know that he has been needing that for awhile.
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Entertainment / Laughter (Good Medicine) / Re: How did we survive????
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on: August 16, 2006, 01:57:34 PM
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(typing with my eyes closed) to keep from gagging
YUCK YUCK YUCK
Ok, I know that you guys are going to think that my way of thinking is off the wall but I saw the "Yuck Yuck Yuck" and then started thinking of Larry, Curley and Moe and then I remembered a thread where someone was labeling P.R., DW and BEP as Larry, Curley and Moe. So then it got me thinking of Bronze Snake. I haven't seen him in a loooong time. So I thought that I would ask, does anyone know how he is doing?
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Fellowship / You name it!! / Re: Coffee Time!
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on: August 12, 2006, 03:14:28 AM
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I think that I like the sugar buzz over the caffeine buzz. I should cut out the middle man and chew on sugar cubes.
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